<![CDATA[Portals]]>
portalshq.substack.com]]>https://portalshq.substack.com/podcastSubstackMon, 15 Jun 2026 16:03:21 GMThttps://api.substack.com/feed/podcast/6374437.rssPortalsepisodicPortalsportals.pod.hq@gmail.comYes<![CDATA[08. This Pussy Worldly]]>The world is your Oyster. Do you dare touch that Pearl? On this Space, Time, Life, Love, and Law defying episode of Portals, Pioneer Lilian James steers her favourite Worldmates Ella Eugenie and Edmario Lesi through the Portal of Wordliness. Passengers will learn to see the World with open eyes, to wander with open minds, and to remember that even while you are chopped, tired, bad at sex, and lacking formal education, you are actually sitting on a pile of gold. So get off your tush and onto your feet: the World is calling.



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What’s that? Where? Behind you! Is that- Portals’ first holiday special episode? It sure is. On this spooky special episode of Portals, Pioneer Ella Eugenie asks her cohosts to bring in their scariest real life horror stories that haunt their every waking move. We reflect on secret fourth cohost, Beyonce’s thesis, bestowed in her pop masterpiece ‘Haunted’: I know if I’m haunting you, you must be haunting me. So get behind us Passengers, we’re going to protect each other from the ghosts of our pasts!



This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit portalshq.substack.com]]>https://portalshq.substack.com/p/04-i-hope-this-haunts-you-halloweensubstack:post:177957348Tue, 04 Nov 2025 10:53:54 GMTPortalsNo4976<![CDATA[03. Idol Back on Top]]>Should your idol be a little chopped? Will you meet them in the club? Do you need to circumnavigate the world solo at 16 years old to become an idol? On episode three of Portals, Pioneer Edmario Lesi and his cohosts answer all these questions whilst discussing the broader implications of Dianna Agron’s 2023 Vogue Czechoslovakia cover. False Gods beware; this is not the episode for you.



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This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit portalshq.substack.com]]>https://portalshq.substack.com/p/02-she-a-hunchsubstack:post:176716431Tue, 21 Oct 2025 07:29:05 GMTPortalsNo5148<![CDATA[01. The World is Out for Your Soul]]>Attention! The world is out for your soul! In this episode of Portals, Pioneer Ella Eugenie ambitiously guides her passengers into the portal of the human soul: our inner peace, our life-force, the ocean within which our deepest intentions reside. Passengers will learn when NOT to go inside a petrol station, the soul-protecting benefits of looking chopped, and the dangerous glory of bargaining your soul for a fiddle of gold.



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