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mercuriousva.substack.com]]>https://mercuriousva.substack.com/podcastSubstackWed, 13 May 2026 06:19:00 GMThttps://api.substack.com/feed/podcast/5154315.rssMercurious VAMy scripts for ASMR Roleplays. Feel free to use them!episodicMercurious VAmercuriousva@substack.comNo<![CDATA[Luring a Mermaid🧜‍♀️into your Cave to Collar her ]]>You are a kraken, and you hear a mermaid outside your cave. This is perfect, since you need her for some things you are working on! You make her confess her subby wishes and make her call you Master.Script by @RydikarVA Editing by Anthony https://www.fiverr.com/anthonyznn

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Script very, extremely kindly provided by Dibo (u/dibokucres)

I wanted it to be perfect because I was so grateful for the script, so my perfectionism kicked in and I started to drive myself a little crazy. This is the 8th render since I thought I was “almost done, just some more fine tuning”... That is a bit more then I usually do.

And that’s kind of funny because in this one, there is only my voice, some reverb and a little bit of echo. No sound effects. No ambiance. Just you and me, having a little hypnosis session <3



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This is another unorganized rambling about stuff, I think I mostly talked about what scripts I am wanting to do and stuff.


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Script by the one and only Stormy... I mean u/Stormcoming7


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Original title: [F4M] Rescued By Your Vampire Neighbor [Part 6] [Gentle Vampire Speaker] [Injured Listener] [Safe Now] [Regrets] [Secrets] [No Going Back Now] [Vampire Politics Question Mark?] [Shorter Script]



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It is mostly me thinking way too much about stats, if I am too boring, TURN IT OFF! 🤣


Haha, but do write a comment about what you would actually like me to talk about, could be questions or topics!



I'll get back to actually editing now! Promise. Ok bye!


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You are a mage, and you visit this forest often. But this time, she reveals herself to you. What she is and what she wants will become all too clear...


Special thanks to the lovely people that lent me their voices for humming!


InfamousFlameVA

The Soaring Phoenix

Saphire Fae

Resume VA


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Written by u/Stormcoming7


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Written by u/Stormcoming7


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Written by u/Stormcoming7 found via r/ASMRScriptHaven/


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Man, what a day.

Well, it’s all over now. Time to just relax on the couch and unwind… Wait, why is the doorbell ringing? Who could that be? And are you getting… deja vu?


Written by u/Stormcoming7 on r/ASMRScriptHaven/


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Original title: [F4M] Your Neko Best Friend Accidentally Calls You "Master"?! [Neko Speaker] [Tomboy Speaker] [Human Speaker] [Best Friends] [Silly Banter] [Teasing Each Other] [Dual Confession] [Best Friends to Lovers] [Explaining Neko Quirk] [L-Bombs] [Short n’ Sweet]#neko #bestfriends #Silly #teasing #confession #shortandsweet



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