<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0" xmlns:itunes="http://www.itunes.com/dtds/podcast-1.0.dtd"><channel><title><![CDATA[Pen, Ultimate! Audio Edition]]></title><description><![CDATA[Read-alouds and more from the digital internet cyber-zine to rule them all. Travel stories, food recommendations, entertainment enthusiasm. Read 'em with your eyes at penultimate.substack.com. <br/><br/><a href="https://penultimate.substack.com?utm_medium=podcast">penultimate.substack.com</a>]]></description><link>https://penultimate.substack.com/podcast</link><generator>Substack</generator><lastBuildDate>Thu, 28 May 2026 09:19:54 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="https://api.substack.com/feed/podcast/456540.rss" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><author><![CDATA[Mitch Collins]]></author><copyright><![CDATA[Mitch Collins]]></copyright><language><![CDATA[en]]></language><webMaster><![CDATA[penultimate@substack.com]]></webMaster><itunes:new-feed-url>https://api.substack.com/feed/podcast/456540.rss</itunes:new-feed-url><itunes:author>Mitch Collins</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>One digital internet cyber-zine to rule them all.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:type>episodic</itunes:type><itunes:owner><itunes:name>Mitch Collins</itunes:name><itunes:email>penultimate@substack.com</itunes:email></itunes:owner><itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit><itunes:category text="Arts"><itunes:category text="Food"/></itunes:category><itunes:category text="Society &amp; Culture"/><itunes:image href="https://substackcdn.com/feed/podcast/456540/3ce49b2d4546cd66985e19a1d1cba746.jpg"/><item><title><![CDATA[The Gist of Orkney: Audio Edition!]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p>Welcome to the inaugural episode of the <em>Pen, Ultimate!</em> Newsletter, Audio Edition!</p><p>Today, a post from the travel section, better known as Off We Go Like a Herd of Turtles: this is "The Gist of Orkney: Mornings on Riff Farm." The first of a 5~ part series on my trip to the Orkney Islands, Scotland.</p><p>Admittedly it's a little rough around the edges, but hey, I'm just getting the blood back circulating in my audio legs. Just got 'em out of their <em>podcasts</em>.</p><p>Ahem.</p><p>Written, produced, and edited by Mitch Collins.</p><p>Attributions (<a target="_blank" href="https://freesound.org/">freesound.org</a>):</p><p>Intro/Outro: "ride alone 120" by leaving.february</p><p>Farm Ambience: "AMBRurl_Autumn.Swampy Wild Field.Dist Birds.Grass,Shrubs And Trees In The Wind.Gusts 2_EM" by newlocknew</p><p>Sheep: "2 Minutes of Bleats Sound From Lambs Grazing in the Field" by tonnex</p> <br/><br/>Get full access to Pen, Ultimate! at <a href="https://penultimate.substack.com/subscribe?utm_medium=podcast&#38;utm_campaign=CTA_4">penultimate.substack.com/subscribe</a>]]></description><link>https://penultimate.substack.com/p/the-gist-of-orkney-mornings-at-riff-8fe</link><guid isPermaLink="false">substack:post:184853484</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Mitch Collins]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 17 Jan 2026 16:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.substack.com/feed/podcast/184853484/26f549a84d4e122315c4ddfa376362dd.mp3" length="15996038" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Mitch Collins</itunes:author><itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit><itunes:duration>1000</itunes:duration><itunes:image href="https://substackcdn.com/feed/podcast/456540/post/184853484/3ce49b2d4546cd66985e19a1d1cba746.jpg"/></item></channel></rss>