We have one and a half frens joining us today, to answer some serious existential questions. Haven't you always wanted to think about things like, ‘If you were a kitchen appliance what would you be?’ 👀. So have a hot cup of coffee and a snacc ready!!

Links

* Niti’s favourite Scrambled Eggs recipe by Gordon Ramsay.

* Niran wants Saoirse Ronan to play her in a movie.

* Fruit Water

* For Karaoke nights, Kannum Kannum.

* The drink Niti wants to be,

* Chicken Nugget Sandwich memories :)

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Please send us your answers, we always love to see pictures of drinks and desserts 👅

We’ll leave you with something to ponder, do you really feel this way about anyone?

Much love,

Niran & Niti

Welcome to audio newsletter week, soo grab a coffee and get listening!!!

We have a fren featured here with us for the first time (also we love the three other dedicated readers we have, WE LOVE YOU DON’T stop reading because we said he was the only one).

Fren’s Recommendations

* Marvel’s Agents of Shield

* It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia ( It’s so old, we couldn’t find the trailer for season 1???)

* Twitter????? (lol here are tweets he likes)

Reading

* What It’s Like to Enter the Work Force From Your Childhood Bedroom

* The Diet Industrial Complex Got Me, and It Will Never Let Me Go

I don’t actually think beauty is restricted to certain types of women at all. I don’t think you need to be thin to have sex or find love. I know all this but am sorry to report that I only like myself thin.

* Vampire Weekend Mom

* Tell Him, an essay by Jameela Jamil (from Feminists Don’t Wear Pink by Scarlett Curtis). Definitely one of the best things we’ve read recently.

By narrowing our ridiculous prescribed gender roles, we will come closer together, and no longer be such a mystery to one another, which will dilute the fear and mistrust men have towards us.

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We know we said there was only going to be one audio version, but we had to do more because of popular demand (heeheehee), so as always tell us what you think!

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Much love,

Niran & Niti

It’s another Saturday ( the only thing that helps us keep track of the week tbh) and we’re back with a small surprise.

play audio above :)

Here’s some art by Haley Weaver to welcome June. In her words,

‘June isn’t just a person this year. June is a revolution. Speak up, stand up, demand change.’

Links

* Read about all the different kinds of flag representing communities of LGBTQ+.

* The Silver Lining of Wearing Masks

* We’ve been loving this podcast, Harry Potter at Home. Every week, a new chapter is read by some really fun humans.

Also, this reminder for all of us.

* Wattpad: The real middle school vibe

How Wattpad Is Rewriting the Rules of Hollywood

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We hope you liked this issue, tell us your suggestions in the comments below or via e-mail. Stay Safe and Stay Hydrated.

Love,

Niran & Niti