<![CDATA[Florida Man vs. The World]]>
floridamanvstheworld.substack.com]]>https://floridamanvstheworld.substack.com/podcastSubstackSat, 08 Aug 2026 06:57:07 GMThttps://api.substack.com/feed/podcast/357763.rssCraig T. SchwerinRespected journalist. College-educated suburbanite. Florida's unsolicited Ambassador to the United States.episodicCraig T. Schwerinfloridaman@substack.comNo<![CDATA[The 21st Century Pilgrimage | Florida Man Narrated]]>The narrated version of my April 2 piece.



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Jim has the YouTube channel Disney Journey with Jim Shull. On that channel, he gives the perspective of an Imagineer on the events in the theme park landscape today. He gives a very unique voice on the topic of Disney parks. His channel is here: https://www.youtube.com/@jimhshull



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This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit floridamanvstheworld.substack.com]]>https://floridamanvstheworld.substack.com/p/democrats-buy-teslas-too-floridasubstack:post:165746861Thu, 12 Jun 2025 10:15:00 GMTCraig T. SchwerinNo312<![CDATA[SECRET TUNNELS Under Magic Kingdom? | Florida Man vs. Tucker Claremont (Ep. 3)]]>I talk to Disney expert Tucker Claremont today about some of the most unique, exclusive experiences at Disney:

* Going to the luxury hotel room at Cinderella's castle

* Walking through the secret tunnels under Magic Kingdom

* Seeing animals at Animal Kingdom at night through night-vision glasses

* Going to Disneyland Paris, Tokyo Disneyland, and DisneySea

* Going to D23 in Anaheim



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This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit floridamanvstheworld.substack.com]]>https://floridamanvstheworld.substack.com/p/florida-man-vs-mark-carney-floridasubstack:post:164945937Sun, 01 Jun 2025 16:43:52 GMTCraig T. SchwerinNo1706<![CDATA[Florida Man Reviews EPIC UNIVERSE]]>



This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit floridamanvstheworld.substack.com]]>https://floridamanvstheworld.substack.com/p/florida-man-reviews-epic-universesubstack:post:164600018Sun, 01 Jun 2025 16:39:09 GMTCraig T. SchwerinNo5050<![CDATA[Can Disney World Cure Depression? | Florida Man vs. Andrew Platt (Ep. 2)]]>Today, I interview theme park YouTuber Andrew Platt who moved from Utah to Florida to go to Disney World and Universal every day.

His viral YouTube video “I Moved to Cure My Depression. Did It Work?” led me to think about depression, geographic location, Orlando, and Disney World.



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Topics discussed

* Our trip together to Disney World and Galaxy’s Edge in July 2024

* The opening of Epic Universe and its effect of Disney World

* Disneyland Abu Dhabi

* Six Flags Qiddiya and the Dragon Ball Z park in Saudi Arabia

* Universal Studios Great Britain



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This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit floridamanvstheworld.substack.com]]>https://floridamanvstheworld.substack.com/p/narrated-the-pathetic-patriotismsubstack:post:163606253Thu, 15 May 2025 10:15:00 GMTCraig T. SchwerinNo516<![CDATA[NARRATED: Florida Man vs. GTA VI]]>The narrated version of my May 8 article “Florida Man vs. Grand Theft Auto VI”.



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This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit floridamanvstheworld.substack.com]]>https://floridamanvstheworld.substack.com/p/narrated-florida-man-vs-snow-whitesubstack:post:161023655Thu, 10 Apr 2025 14:51:46 GMTCraig T. SchwerinNo1725<![CDATA[NARRATED: Florida Man's Top 25 Voice Performances (#6-10)]]>Narrated version of my March 23 article.



This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit floridamanvstheworld.substack.com]]>https://floridamanvstheworld.substack.com/p/narrated-florida-mans-top-25-voice-27fsubstack:post:160836391Tue, 08 Apr 2025 10:15:00 GMTCraig T. SchwerinNo3112<![CDATA[NARRATED: Anora the Brooklyn Stripper Disney Princess]]>The narrated version of this article.



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This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit floridamanvstheworld.substack.com]]>https://floridamanvstheworld.substack.com/p/narrated-florida-mans-top-25-voicesubstack:post:158733847Mon, 10 Mar 2025 10:15:00 GMTCraig T. SchwerinNo3632<![CDATA[NARRATED: The Art of the Comeback: Lula da Silva]]>Narrated version of my March 3 article.



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CORRECTION: Rachel Platten made “Fight Song” — not Katy Perry.



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Here is a link to my article on Disney’s Cotino gated community.



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Click this link to take Charles Murray’s bubble test on the PBS website from 2016.



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I mention two other pieces of mine in this article. Here are the links if you would like to reference them.

June 7: “Florida Man vs. Disney Adults & Splash Mountain”

June 15: “What Happens After Happily Ever After”



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Click this link to take Charles Murray’s bubble test on the PBS website from 2016.



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