<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0" xmlns:itunes="http://www.itunes.com/dtds/podcast-1.0.dtd"><channel><title><![CDATA[It's Not So Complicated]]></title><description><![CDATA[Prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer simplicity of life's so-called "complexities." In this podcast, your host - a self-proclaimed genius with a PhD in Common Sense and a master's in Sarcasm - breaks down the most overrated "difficult" concepts into bite-sized pieces of obvious truth.

Each week, we'll tackle earth-shattering topics like:
*Why water is wet (spoiler alert: because it's not dry, duh)
*The intricate art of blinking (open eyes, close eyes, repeat)
*How to breathe while sleeping (just don't die, it's that easy)

Warning: This podcast may cause severe eye-rolling, uncontrollable sighs, and the sudden realization that you've been overthinking everything your entire life. Side effects may include a bruised ego and the urge to slap your forehead repeatedly.

So, if you're tired of pseudo-intellectuals making simple things complicated, tune in and let us crush your illusions of grandeur. Remember, "It's Not So Complicated" - because if you think it is, you're probably just not that smart.

New episodes drop whenever we feel like it, because scheduling isn't rocket science either. <br/><br/><a href="https://www.itsnotsocomplicated.com/s/its-not-so-complicated?utm_medium=podcast">www.itsnotsocomplicated.com</a>]]></description><link>https://www.itsnotsocomplicated.com/s/its-not-so-complicated</link><generator>Substack</generator><lastBuildDate>Fri, 26 Jun 2026 14:17:27 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="https://api.substack.com/feed/podcast/2718157/s/136465.rss" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><author><![CDATA[Simplicity McSnark]]></author><copyright><![CDATA[It's Not So Complicated]]></copyright><language><![CDATA[en]]></language><webMaster><![CDATA[itsnotsocomplicated@substack.com]]></webMaster><itunes:new-feed-url>https://api.substack.com/feed/podcast/2718157/s/136465.rss</itunes:new-feed-url><itunes:author>Simplicity McSnark</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>&quot;Tired of people making simple stuff sound hard? Join me, your snarky host with a PhD in Common Sense, as I crush egos and roll eyes while explaining life&apos;s &apos;complexities.&apos; Spoiler: they&apos;re not that complex. New episodes whenever I feel like it. Listen up or stay sleep. Your choice.&quot; </itunes:subtitle><itunes:type>episodic</itunes:type><itunes:owner><itunes:name>Simplicity McSnark</itunes:name><itunes:email>itsnotsocomplicated@substack.com</itunes:email></itunes:owner><itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:category text="Comedy"/><itunes:category text="Fiction"><itunes:category text="Comedy Fiction"/></itunes:category><itunes:image href="https://substackcdn.com/feed/podcast/2718157/s/136465/52bd1c3f011532e2cdc31cccdb6f7759.jpg"/><item><title><![CDATA[Ice Is Cold]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p>Join Simplicity McSnark as she uncovers the frosty reality that ice is cold. In this hilariously snarky episode, she breaks down this mind-numbing concept with her signature dry humor and razor-sharp wit. From winter wonderlands to icy drinks, prepare for a chilling journey through the absurdity of human ignorance. Spoiler alert: if you didn’t know ice was cold, you might want to reconsider your life choices.</p><p><p>Thanks for listening to, “It's Not So Complicated!” Subscribe for free to receive new posts and support my work.</p></p><p></p> <br/><br/>This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit <a href="https://www.itsnotsocomplicated.com?utm_medium=podcast&#38;utm_campaign=CTA_1">www.itsnotsocomplicated.com</a>]]></description><link>https://www.itsnotsocomplicated.com/p/ice-is-cold</link><guid isPermaLink="false">substack:post:149030058</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Simplicity McSnark]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 18 Sep 2024 16:21:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.substack.com/feed/podcast/149030058/ff603ba424eef537f5104d06dbb67d08.mp3" length="4967280" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Simplicity McSnark</itunes:author><itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit><itunes:duration>414</itunes:duration><itunes:image href="https://substackcdn.com/feed/podcast/2718157/post/149030058/52bd1c3f011532e2cdc31cccdb6f7759.jpg"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[The Sun is Bright]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p>Join Simplicity McSnark as she shines a light on the painfully obvious truth: the sun is bright. In this hilariously snarky episode, she dives into the absurdity of everyday life under the sun, from sunburned beachgoers to Chad from accounting’s epic fail of staring directly at the sun. With her signature dry humor and razor-sharp wit, Simplicity explores why some people still need a reminder not to look directly at the giant ball of nuclear fusion above us. Get ready for a bright and funny journey that will leave you laughing—and maybe a little more aware of the glaring truths around you!</p><p><p>Thanks for listening to, It's Not So Complicated! Subscribe for free to receive new posts and support my work.</p></p><p></p> <br/><br/>This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit <a href="https://www.itsnotsocomplicated.com?utm_medium=podcast&#38;utm_campaign=CTA_1">www.itsnotsocomplicated.com</a>]]></description><link>https://www.itsnotsocomplicated.com/p/the-sun-is-bright</link><guid isPermaLink="false">substack:post:148501423</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Simplicity McSnark]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 04 Sep 2024 19:02:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.substack.com/feed/podcast/148501423/980baddd2cb18e9af69d0b34e793be54.mp3" length="10203681" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Simplicity McSnark</itunes:author><itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit><itunes:duration>638</itunes:duration><itunes:image href="https://substackcdn.com/feed/podcast/2718157/post/148501423/316e2cb6e388cfd8795b6eaa1391165b.jpg"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Water Is Wet]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p>Dive into the mind-numbing truth that water is, in fact, wet. Join Simplicity McSnark as she hilariously dismantles this so-called “complex” topic with her signature snark and dry humor. Prepare for eye rolls, facepalms, and the undeniable realization that some people really need to rethink their grasp on basic science. Spoiler alert: It’s not that complicated!</p><p></p> <br/><br/>This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit <a href="https://www.itsnotsocomplicated.com?utm_medium=podcast&#38;utm_campaign=CTA_1">www.itsnotsocomplicated.com</a>]]></description><link>https://www.itsnotsocomplicated.com/p/water-is-wet</link><guid isPermaLink="false">substack:post:147829477</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Simplicity McSnark]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 17 Aug 2024 22:45:15 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.substack.com/feed/podcast/147829477/e917103c35bc2776e9948edc48564e79.mp3" length="5760671" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Simplicity McSnark</itunes:author><itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit><itunes:duration>480</itunes:duration><itunes:image href="https://substackcdn.com/feed/podcast/2718157/post/147829477/52bd1c3f011532e2cdc31cccdb6f7759.jpg"/></item></channel></rss>