<![CDATA[Truth Tank Podcast]]>
burchellwilson.substack.com]]>https://burchellwilson.substack.com/podcastSubstackWed, 13 May 2026 22:55:01 GMThttps://api.substack.com/feed/podcast/2079312.rssBurchell WilsonEverything that's not allowed to be said at think tanks, alongside the finest quality AI-assisted political satire. Excoriation of Australia's benighted political class, where the twin guiding lights of truth and justice illuminate the path forward.episodicBurchell Wilsonburchellwilson@substack.comYes<![CDATA[Classic Young Libs Stuff!]]>[Intro Spoken]

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury…

Is homosexuality now a crime?

[Verse 1]

I stand before you scandalised,

Misquoted, framed, and dramatised,

A simple man of taste and flair

With perfect teeth and platinum hair.

They cry “Improper!” I cry “Fun!”

It was political bonding, nothing more was done!

In corridors where power grows,

He rammed through his package, daring critics to oppose.

[Pre-Chorus]

A wink, a toast, a late-night kiss,

Bottom’s fondled, simply bliss—

Must every stroke be dissected stuff?

Must every grope be called too rough?

[Chorus]

A finger in the anus ...

Classic Young Libs stuff!

A little too much is just enough!

A contact that lingered too long,

But surely that isn’t criminally wrong?

A finger in the anus ...

Classic Young Libs stuff!

We call it tactile consensus building!

Our Young Lib boys, they will be yielding!

Good-natured, sex-positive fun,

An unsolicited digit, inside their bum!

[Verse 2 – Patter]

I’m gay! I’m queer! I’m electorally here!

From my advances there is nothing to fear!

You say “unwelcome,” I say “meow,”

You say “improper,” I say “and how!”

We’re modern centrists, bold and free,

Alcohol-fuelled conviviality!

If every caucus tale were told,

Half the chamber would unfold!

[Chorus]

A finger in the anus ...

Classic Young Libs stuff!

We strut and posture, tight and rough!

Camenzuli might not like it,

But we’re not asking him to suck it!

A finger in the anus ...

Classic Young Libs stuff!

We govern by day, by night we bluff!

In softly lit preselection schemes,

We overplay our faction dreams!

[Bridge – Dramatic]

If charm be treason, make the most of it—

If flirtation’s felonious, then toast to it!

Is ego now a punishable crime?

Was it misconduct… or simply prime?

Objection, darling—sustained!

[Key Change]

I will not fall for cocktail sins!

Nor poorly chosen aftergrins!

This isn’t scandal, it’s wild fun!

A shade too much, of touching bum!

The real offence, the true rebuff,

Is taking it up the ass too rough!

In the Young Libs, my dears, take note—

It’s not the bottoms that you quote!

[Final Chorus]

A finger in the anus ...

Classic Young Libs stuff!

A tempest brewed in party fluff!

We twirl, we tap, we feign distress,

In tailored suits and wild excess!

A finger in the anus ...

Classic Young Libs stuff!

A wink, a nudge, dramatic bluff!

We grope, we fondle, we embrace—

Our little homo master race!

A finger in the anus ...

Classic Young Libs—

Classic Young Libs—

CLASSIC YOUNG LIBS STUFF!

Jesus, just wait until I figure out how to use a Grok video generator. Who wants a full length musical?



Get full access to Burchell Wilson's Economic Jihad at burchellwilson.substack.com/subscribe]]>https://burchellwilson.substack.com/p/classic-young-libs-stuffsubstack:post:188995468Tue, 24 Feb 2026 08:32:06 GMTBurchell WilsonNo253<![CDATA[Jim Shooter Confesses: Starscream Was Gay, Transformers Was Catholic Propaganda]]>Former Marvel editor Jim Shooter goes on record confirming the Transformers franchise was a vehicle for Catholic propaganda and anti-gay messaging. According to Shooter, the character Starscream was intentionally designed as a flamboyant, untrustworthy stereotype to serve as a moral warning for young boys. The Autobots were clearly a monastic order defending sacred traditions, with Optimus Prime a papal figure leading a crusade against secularism. Shooter further outlines that the show’s lack of female characters mirrored traditional religious structures while promoting military recruitment. Ultimately, Shooter argues these theological messages bolstered American masculinity and the cartoon is experiencing a surge in popularity as it is used to inoculate children against homosexuality and gender dysphoria.



Get full access to Burchell Wilson's Economic Jihad at burchellwilson.substack.com/subscribe]]>https://burchellwilson.substack.com/p/jim-shooter-confesses-starscream-1e0substack:post:187790023Thu, 12 Feb 2026 21:37:37 GMTBurchell WilsonNo774<![CDATA[Media Release: Sam Hibbins MP]]>Sam Hibbins, a politician, issued a public apology for having heterosexual sex, which violated his party's code of conduct. He expresses remorse for the resulting media attention and claims the encounter was "appallingly hetero-normative." Hibbins pledges to embrace non-binary celibacy, including self-mutilation and genital display, and to engage in "pegging" to understand power dynamics in relationships better. His actions are framed as a commitment to environmental responsibility and social justice. The apology is presented as a path toward self-redemption and a call for others to follow a similar path.



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Get full access to Burchell Wilson's Economic Jihad at burchellwilson.substack.com/subscribe]]>https://burchellwilson.substack.com/p/project-2025-making-wombs-great-again-228substack:post:152044765Sat, 23 Nov 2024 00:08:14 GMTBurchell WilsonNo754<![CDATA[Dee Madigan Launches Policy Arm of Campaign Edge, Calls for Dildo Tax to Curb Excessive Use]]>Dee Madigan, an advertising executive known for her outspoken opinions, has proposed a tax on dildos to curb what she considers excessive use. She argues that the overabundance of sex toys is symptomatic of a society that has lost its sense of moderation. Her proposal has sparked controversy, with critics calling it an overreach of the nanny state and a needless imposition on sexual autonomy. Supporters argue that Madigan's emphasis on tax policy mechanisms in the bedroom are timely, especially given the current cultural climate of mass sexualization. The debate highlights the tension between individual freedom and societal concerns about sexual health and behavior.



Get full access to Burchell Wilson's Economic Jihad at burchellwilson.substack.com/subscribe]]>https://burchellwilson.substack.com/p/dee-madigan-launches-policy-arm-of-b87substack:post:151971243Thu, 21 Nov 2024 13:08:05 GMTBurchell WilsonNo880<![CDATA[Toyota Introduces Groundbreaking Welcome to Country Ignition System for Australian Models]]>Toyota has introduced a new "Welcome to Country" ignition system for cars sold in Australia, which requires drivers to recite an acknowledgement of the local Aboriginal people before the car will start. This system, based on research by advertising executive Dee Madigan, aims to create a more culturally immersive driving experience by encouraging drivers to connect with the land and its Indigenous history. The system also extends to other car functions, like refueling and opening the boot, and Madigan believes that the demand for such culturally enriching systems will expand to other aspects of daily life, from household appliances to public spaces.



Get full access to Burchell Wilson's Economic Jihad at burchellwilson.substack.com/subscribe]]>https://burchellwilson.substack.com/p/toyota-introduces-groundbreaking-ec8substack:post:151970833Thu, 21 Nov 2024 12:50:17 GMTBurchell WilsonNo601<![CDATA[Victorian Government Proposes New Anti-Vilification Laws to Jail People for Unpopular Opinions]]>The article criticizes proposed anti-vilification laws in Victoria, Australia. The laws, championed by the government and supported by various interest groups, would punish individuals for expressing unpopular opinions. The article portrays these groups as advocating for censorship and the suppression of dissenting voices, presenting the legislation as a means to silence criticism and consolidate power. The author highlights the potential dangers of overly broad speech restrictions, suggesting that the proposed laws could create a chilling effect on public discourse and lead to the imprisonment of individuals for expressing legitimate views, like minorities are gay.



Get full access to Burchell Wilson's Economic Jihad at burchellwilson.substack.com/subscribe]]>https://burchellwilson.substack.com/p/victorian-government-proposes-new-7aasubstack:post:151960511Thu, 21 Nov 2024 06:17:29 GMTBurchell WilsonNo743<![CDATA[Bow-wow Wow! Reality TV Takes a Risky New Twist with “Doggy-Style Island”]]>Doggy-Style Island is a new reality TV show that features contestants engaging in intimate acts exclusively in the doggy-style position. The show has a unique premise, with contestants competing for a cash prize and fame while being watched by a panel of judges that includes a sex-positive columnist, a labor party strategist, and an economist. The show has garnered significant attention on social media, with viewers expressing a range of reactions from excitement to outrage. The article highlights the show’s controversial format and the potential for both entertainment and social commentary, promising a wild and unexpected ride for viewers.



Get full access to Burchell Wilson's Economic Jihad at burchellwilson.substack.com/subscribe]]>https://burchellwilson.substack.com/p/bow-wow-wow-reality-tv-takes-a-risky-c4csubstack:post:151871979Tue, 19 Nov 2024 13:23:02 GMTBurchell WilsonNo788<![CDATA[Dee Madigan: "My Big, Smelly Vagina is a Political Power Move, and Labor’s Got Its Back"]]>Dee Madigan, a self-proclaimed advocate for "big vaginas," argues that women should be able to own their bodies and reject societal norms that dictate how women should look and smell. Madigan embraces her own "power clam," highlighting its odor as a symbol of resistance against perceived feminine ideals. This perspective extends to her proposed dildo tax, which she believes should account for anatomical variations to avoid unfairly taxing women with larger vaginas, who may need more specialized and expensive products. She argues for a sliding scale based on the size and number of toys a woman needs, aiming to ensure equal access to sexual pleasure without economic discrimination. Madigan’s stance is supported by the Labor Party and trade union movement, which advocate for bodily autonomy and women’s right to choose how they maintain their bodies.



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Get full access to Burchell Wilson's Economic Jihad at burchellwilson.substack.com/subscribe]]>https://burchellwilson.substack.com/p/peter-dutton-receives-surprise-down-85dsubstack:post:151870464Tue, 19 Nov 2024 12:38:48 GMTBurchell WilsonNo553<![CDATA[Literature Review: The Colonial Origins of Economic Prosperity]]>This excerpt is a literature review on the relationship between colonialism and economic prosperity. The author, Burchell Wilson, explores a seminal paper by Acemoglu, Johnson, and Robinson, titled "The Colonial Origins of Comparative Development," which claims that European colonization practices have a lasting impact on present-day institutions and subsequently, economic prosperity. Wilson critiques this paper and other related works, arguing that they neglect key cultural and religious factors that influence prosperity and instead, over-emphasize the role of European institutions. He highlights the limitations of using early settler mortality rates as an instrument for measuring institutional quality and suggests that a more nuanced understanding of economic development requires considering the complex interplay of historical, cultural, and religious influences.



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