If you’d like to read the story, check it out here.

I hope you enjoy. Thanks again for hanging around during a very dry Guffaw period.

I hope you enjoy this live reading. If you prefer to read the story then click here or on the image above.

Should you need some extra dosages of Laughter™ here are a couple of stories to help:

The truth behind that girl who appears in the most-used stock photo on Medium.

Face mask ideas inspired by classic stories and movies.

Have a wonderful start to your week!

Kyrie

Music in audio: Life of Riley by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 license. https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Source: http://incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/index.html?isrc=USUAN1400054

Artist: http://incompetech.com/

Instead of waiting for perfect conditions I went ahead and recorded a story again. You might hear some background noise (neighbors, soup boiling, partner on phone) but I did my best to get rid of all of it. I hope you had a wonderful November and are ready for the last month of this endless year. I’ve been on a bit of holiday kick when it comes to my writing. The story in the recording, Christmas Gifts From Me, The Cat, is from last year. But if you’d like more recent (and darker) holiday humor then check out some of these posts below:

Christmas mugs for 2020

Plus a short comic showing some different traditions you can expect compared to other years

And if you love holiday romcoms you might love these new stories below:

I’m a pretty girl without a date for the holidays, let’s fake a relationship!

I’m just a nice guy who’s starting to suspect my fiancée wants to marry her best friend.

Your holiday movie relationship problems solved by Auntie Mabel.

As always, thank you for reading. Now I must go eat soup.

Kyrie

Music in recording:

Canon and Variation by Twin Musicom is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 license. https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Artist: http://www.twinmusicom.org/

So when I saw this judgmental guy I knew I needed to come up with a piece to do him justice. This is a good time to mention that I love cats, but I recognize that they are much harsher bosses than dogs. Their desire to control us through any means, combined with this office cat, inspired the piece you see/hear today.

Here is the story if you want to follow along as you listen.

I hope you enjoy! I’ll keep working hard to increase the quality of these audio readings. I even found a potential recording space! Just need a few more pillows…

Thanks for listening!

Kyrie

If you want to you can click the image below to…

A new decade means some new experiments. That’s why I’m giving you a reading of one of my favorite posts, inspired by the all the times I couldn’t get past a couple on the sidewalk who were holding hands.

Apologies for some of the rough editing. I might have destroyed the original file (oops) so I worked with what I could salvage.

I hope you enjoy this and have a great start to 2020!

Kyrie

P.S. This is my first time sending out audio with this newsletter and if it doesn’t work I’m sorry and will figure out what the issue is before trying to send another.