<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0" xmlns:itunes="http://www.itunes.com/dtds/podcast-1.0.dtd"><channel><title><![CDATA[OldBodies Podcast ]]></title><description><![CDATA[Here at Oldbodies, future corpses discuss the weather, their personal medical odysseys, aging and falling apart, set against the backbone (haha) of the human anatomy from head to toe.
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 <br/><br/><a href="https://oldbodiespodcast.substack.com?utm_medium=podcast">oldbodiespodcast.substack.com</a>]]></description><link>https://oldbodiespodcast.substack.com/podcast</link><generator>Substack</generator><lastBuildDate>Sun, 14 Jun 2026 20:23:13 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="https://api.substack.com/feed/podcast/1937043.rss" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><author><![CDATA[We're all fallin' apart.]]></author><copyright><![CDATA[OldBodies Podcast]]></copyright><language><![CDATA[en]]></language><webMaster><![CDATA[oldbodies.podcast@gmail.com]]></webMaster><itunes:new-feed-url>https://api.substack.com/feed/podcast/1937043.rss</itunes:new-feed-url><itunes:author>We&apos;re all fallin&apos; apart.</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>On OldBodies, Future Corpses discuss aging and disability, set against the backbone (haha) of the human body from head to toe! </itunes:subtitle><itunes:type>episodic</itunes:type><itunes:owner><itunes:name>We&apos;re all fallin&apos; apart.</itunes:name><itunes:email>oldbodies.podcast@gmail.com</itunes:email></itunes:owner><itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:category text="Comedy"/><itunes:category text="Health &amp; Fitness"/><itunes:image href="https://substackcdn.com/feed/podcast/1937043/8871bcd0da11bab39f5dd95c17313eba.jpg"/><item><title><![CDATA[NYE Shoe Advice]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p>Trust me, all this hurts less!</p><p>1/2 size smaller</p><p>No sandals without socks</p><p>Use medical adhesives preventatively when getting dressed</p><p>I FORGOT TO SAY: we can all wear a certain height of heel comfortably, but you may walk like an idiot if you go out of your range.</p><p></p> <br/><br/>This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit <a href="https://oldbodiespodcast.substack.com/subscribe?utm_medium=podcast&#38;utm_campaign=CTA_2">oldbodiespodcast.substack.com/subscribe</a>]]></description><link>https://oldbodiespodcast.substack.com/p/nye-shoe-advice</link><guid isPermaLink="false">substack:post:153864679</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[OldBodies Podcast]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 31 Dec 2024 17:21:01 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.substack.com/feed/podcast/153864679/6c0f9a34baed57d35368def282fec433.mp3" length="4624763" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>OldBodies Podcast</itunes:author><itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit><itunes:duration>231</itunes:duration><itunes:image href="https://substackcdn.com/feed/podcast/1937043/post/153864679/8871bcd0da11bab39f5dd95c17313eba.jpg"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[AuDannieHD]]></title><description><![CDATA[This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit <a href="https://oldbodiespodcast.substack.com?utm_medium=podcast&#38;utm_campaign=CTA_7">oldbodiespodcast.substack.com</a><br/><br/><p>In this special episode, we visit artist and autist Dannie at home to discuss his new television pilot and how the intrusive thoughts win.</p>]]></description><link>https://oldbodiespodcast.substack.com/p/audanniehd</link><guid isPermaLink="false">substack:post:153233205</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[OldBodies Podcast]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 15 Dec 2024 23:02:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.substack.com/feed/podcast/153233205/7fa104377653906cebd401a03fbf22d6.mp3" length="23934894" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>OldBodies Podcast</itunes:author><itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit><itunes:duration>1496</itunes:duration><itunes:image href="https://substackcdn.com/feed/podcast/1937043/post/153233205/8871bcd0da11bab39f5dd95c17313eba.jpg"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Revived! A Hive History]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p>Get your steroid creams ready! In this episode, Frankenstein'd from several casual conversations and resuscitated from the brink of death, we return to the outside of our human donuts to discuss how invisible toxins at work made us look fucked up.</p> <br/><br/>This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit <a href="https://oldbodiespodcast.substack.com/subscribe?utm_medium=podcast&#38;utm_campaign=CTA_2">oldbodiespodcast.substack.com/subscribe</a>]]></description><link>https://oldbodiespodcast.substack.com/p/revived-a-hive-history</link><guid isPermaLink="false">substack:post:152264345</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[OldBodies Podcast]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 02 Dec 2024 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.substack.com/feed/podcast/152264345/f80076949c07d38221888adeffd270ea.mp3" length="24584821" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>OldBodies Podcast</itunes:author><itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit><itunes:duration>1537</itunes:duration><itunes:image href="https://substackcdn.com/feed/podcast/1937043/post/152264345/8871bcd0da11bab39f5dd95c17313eba.jpg"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Unless You Sew It Shut]]></title><description><![CDATA[This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit <a href="https://oldbodiespodcast.substack.com?utm_medium=podcast&#38;utm_campaign=CTA_7">oldbodiespodcast.substack.com</a><br/><br/><p>What happens to an old vagina when you're done with it? Ask your mother! Join us on Patreon for the extended version of this episode, featuring updates from the backend. (Not like that. I mean the editing software. Whatever.)</p>]]></description><link>https://oldbodiespodcast.substack.com/p/unless-you-sew-it-shut</link><guid isPermaLink="false">substack:post:151902337</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[OldBodies Podcast]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 20 Nov 2024 03:23:40 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.substack.com/feed/podcast/151902337/32185d4d27dc196965513bf9fcb08454.mp3" length="14397902" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>OldBodies Podcast</itunes:author><itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit><itunes:duration>900</itunes:duration><itunes:image href="https://substackcdn.com/feed/podcast/1937043/post/151902337/8871bcd0da11bab39f5dd95c17313eba.jpg"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[UPDATE: Hiatus Hernia]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p>Due to some really annoying technical issues with our editing software, this week's episode got ate. There are some life changes going on in the background as well so...</p><p>These two corpses are going to have to take a hiatus of indeterminate length and variety. Join us on Instagram, Substack and Patreon: OldBodies Podcast. Do a search, you'll find us. </p><p>And stick around for more, coming when technical capacity is available. Thanks, guys. Talk soon. </p> <br/><br/>This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit <a href="https://oldbodiespodcast.substack.com/subscribe?utm_medium=podcast&#38;utm_campaign=CTA_2">oldbodiespodcast.substack.com/subscribe</a>]]></description><link>https://oldbodiespodcast.substack.com/p/update-hiatus-hernia</link><guid isPermaLink="false">substack:post:150182688</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[OldBodies Podcast]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 13 Oct 2024 18:48:18 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.substack.com/feed/podcast/150182688/1dcd406f7dfc74ff5ccade079bfc4368.mp3" length="3900126" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>OldBodies Podcast</itunes:author><itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit><itunes:duration>195</itunes:duration><itunes:image href="https://substackcdn.com/feed/podcast/1937043/post/150182688/8871bcd0da11bab39f5dd95c17313eba.jpg"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Family Practice: Lydia's Fistula]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p>It's time for another episode of Family Practice, featuring Gram's Aunt Lydia and her life-altering butthole. Lydia usually appears on Excisions, so if that's something that interests you, is hearing more of her, please join us on Excisions! [available at Patreon or Substack]</p> <br/><br/>This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit <a href="https://oldbodiespodcast.substack.com/subscribe?utm_medium=podcast&#38;utm_campaign=CTA_2">oldbodiespodcast.substack.com/subscribe</a>]]></description><link>https://oldbodiespodcast.substack.com/p/family-practice-lydias-fistula</link><guid isPermaLink="false">substack:post:147687667</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[OldBodies Podcast]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 22 Sep 2024 16:46:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.substack.com/feed/podcast/147687667/10a22f9cdc5d64c90bec49ca6aa58b3e.mp3" length="21395792" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>OldBodies Podcast</itunes:author><itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit><itunes:duration>1337</itunes:duration><itunes:image href="https://substackcdn.com/feed/podcast/1937043/post/147687667/8871bcd0da11bab39f5dd95c17313eba.jpg"/></item></channel></rss>