We almost didn’t make this one. Jason was late. Daniel had to leave early. Nobody had spoken to each other beforehand. And we’d just watched Germany bottle a penalty shootout to Paraguay in one of the wildest World Cup moments of the round of 32. Naturally, we talked about Chelsea.

The Xhaka Situation

Chelsea opened negotiations for Granit Xhaka with an £8 million bid, and the internet completely lost it. We actually defend the bid — Xhaka turns 34 next week, Transfermarkt has him valued at €8 million, and this is just how transfer negotiations work. You come in low, Sunderland counters, you meet somewhere around £15 million. If it goes above that, we have a problem. The real mystery is why Chelsea fans were more insulted than Sunderland apparently was.

The Maresca Statement

Chelsea FC officially released a statement about Enzo Maresca’s departure — confirming they received £17 million from Manchester City, plus an undisclosed amount. The club’s framing? Maresca upended the whole season by wanting to leave. Which... isn’t wrong. But as someone on Twitter put it: who keeps hiring these managers? Blueco picked Liam R. Sr. too, and you don’t get a pass for that. We get into whether a John Terry interim would have changed the trajectory of last season (short answer: yes, at least in terms of locker room morale).

Young Signings, Overcrowded Positions & The Hato Debate

Chelsea have brought in Barcoa, Quinde, and Amaga — three young players, two pulled straight from Strasbourg. We’re high on Quinde but scratching our heads about where he actually plays. And Daniel makes a case that Hato, as much as we like him, is a center back — not a left wing back. Victor Moses made the wing back conversion work under Conte, but that was a very specific set of circumstances.

The Shirt Sponsor Saga

Newcastle just signed Knox Hydration as their front-of-shirt sponsor for £60 million a year. A 12th-place Newcastle team. Meanwhile Chelsea — one of the biggest clubs in the world — are heading into their third straight season without a proper shirt sponsor. The rumor that Knox approached Chelsea first and were turned down is maddening, if true. We lay out the three possible explanations: the asking price was too high (hard to believe after Newcastle), nobody wants to work with Blueco (possible), or they just... haven’t tried (our money is on this one).

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Join him in being depressed and grab some liquor and drown your sorrows away!

Up the Blues!!!!

All your questions will be answered as Dan and Jay bourbon sip their way through some sort of game analysis.

Oh The Blues face Man United at Old Trafford tomorrow!

Dan and Jay predict where we will be mid season. Oh and we have an EFL cup game on Wednesday. Woopdeedoo!

Also Chelsea v Liverpool starts Sunday! Up the Chels!

Can The Blues overcome the powers of Ryan Reynolds, Rob McElhenney, and Super Paul Mullin as he leads the line for The Red Dragons?

Probably not!

1. Will Chelsea Reach the magical 40 points to avoid relegation?

2. Was the Felix Deal a good piece of business?

3. Should Chelsea Fire Potter?

All these questions lead to the answer of the most important question of the day... Do Chelsea Scientifically Suck?????

Join J&D as they explore this question and give you their scientific opinions!