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John Patrick NelsonRanting and raving from below the line and beyond the paleepisodicJohn Patrick Nelsonjohnpatricknelson@substack.comNo<![CDATA["Creepy Paperback" [Craig's Version]]]>Behold!

Unto ye, for this spooky season, I bring you a NEW “Book of John” podcast episode! It features my short story “Creepy Paperback,” this time read by the mighty Craig Sechler!

I DARE you to enjoy!

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The Book of John on Substack

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The Book of John on Substack

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The Book of John on Substack

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The Book of John on Substack

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The Book of John on Substack

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