Hi Summer Friends!

The Terminator (with an hour and forty-eight minute running time) is our latest watchalong! It was selected as a summer style blockbuster I HAVE NEVER SEEN (meaning me, Janie.)

As you know by now, just play our track in separate speakers and we “coach” you through playing the film so we are in S…

In this fun episode, recorded a little early to accommodate the Comedy Bang! Bang! tour, Janie wonders aloud if being nominated for an Emmy at age 90 is in the cards, PFT wonders aloud why Janie ever read a TWILIGHT book and TOGETHER the duo wonders aloud if the other truly SEES them. (They THINK they do, and they try, and that is sometimes the whole game right there!)

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See ya SOON,

JHT & PFT

It’s summer blockbuster movie watch-along time AGAIN Home-heads!

The loss of Sam Neill hit us hard, may his memory be a blessing, and we wanted to see his beauty on screen in this fun romp with God’s cloned creatures (sorry if that was a spoiler.)

Find out if PFT thinks manipulating nature for…

It’s our exciting July FREE episode and THIS After-Dinner Conversation goes on a lot of fun little side adventures!!!

Find out what bear spray and smelling salts have in common, what PFT thinks of The Enhanced Games and the SURPRISING recommendation the duo has for any readers out there.

Stay cool, stay hydrated and JOIN US FOR OUR MOVIE WATCHALONGS! A new one is coming very very soooooon.

Waving from a veranda with an ice tea,

Janie & PFT

Well, the air quality in Los Angeles is QUESTIONABLE while a warehouse fire emits toxic chemicals into the atmosphere, so why not STAY INSIDE and watch movies with us WHILE WE TRY TO STAY ALIVE?

Chemicals or NOT, the summer movie watch-along season is nigh. If you are new here, first of all …

Friends of the Stay F. Homekins Pod!

Hello! It is JUNE and therefore TIME for our conversation podcast episode, that is free for all to hear, discussing IT ALL. Like we do.

In this episode, PFT reminisces about Miranda Priestly, Janie tries to understand municipal politics and TOGETHER they uncover an ancient but important blog.

So buckle in, my dearies, sit back, relax and get to PODDIN’ with Janie & Paul (an alt title perhaps, in our PARALLEL LIVES??)

Huggles,

JHT & PFT

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We are very excited to have our FRESHEST episode of our beloved pod ready for you to LISTEN to and get up in them comments below! What are you all enjoying, what kind of things are you pondering?

In this episode, we discuss the actor’s LIFE, darlings! Also, is it bad to have a family annihilator as the center of your family unit? Plus we chat fun things we enjoy. LIKE RECORDING THIS PODCAST!

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From the Hollywood trenches,

Janie & PFT

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In this April episode, we get into lots of topics! Cults, transportation, accents and more!

Lots of ways we are trying to make sense of living in INTERESTING TIMES, mostly just by trying to co-exist with the NOISE. But also living with one another and still having fun in our home while the world burns.

Tune in, drop out and turn us on, we’re HERE still just trying to figure out how to endure. Drop some comments and thank you for being here. Happy April and more bonus content will be coming down the lane….

Existing,

Janie & PFT

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Happy Easter & Passover!

We did a 2Damp2Trash podcast episode and covered BOTH reunion shows in honor of the rebirth of OUR BRAINS not having to watch this show anymore (until season 12.)

In these reunion recaps, we get very RULLLLLLL about how we feel about these reunion shows and how obje…

Damp Trash Detectives!

We are caught up (until the final two reunion shows, which is coming soon!)

This episode has it all: a woman plucking one of Shep’s nose hairs, Charlie yawning for all of us and yet MORE piling on to Craig — who may be genuinely disliked by the whole crew?

Oh, wow, tune in, …

Amazing news, everyone!

We have CONCLUDED our Pump-n-Dump season 12 recap podcasts! The final podcast episode is HERE.

In this FINAL recap of the season 12 VPR, Janie & PFT go deep on their thoughts about what this franchise has become. Trigger warning: we didn’t love this season and we don’t ho…

We are getting our March episode out to you just under the wire. Apologize for the delay, as I have been SICK and on antibiotics for as long as I can remember.

In this episode, PFT describes an unusual opportunity, Janie describes life at the comic cons, and together the two devise a new religion.

Enjoy, and look for our bonus episodes that we will get to record this week, now that I have a voice back!

Stay safe, sane and strong,

Janie (& PFT)

We owe you all a HUGE apology. We somehow MISSED February!? WE ARE MORTIFIED!!

Tonight’s FRESH episode is an emergency recording to get us CAUGHT UP. And we will have *another* regular SFH episode later this month.

Thank you for understanding! In this episode, we discuss indie projects, Dracula and small talk! Also, how much the Epstein gang just SUCKS. Join the conversation in the comments below. And sorry for the delay, we are in CHAOS.

Love,

J&P.

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Welp, Damp Trash Detectives (new hats are HERE), the gang is STILL in Mexico. The headline here is Craig’s Monumental Crash Out. And it is NOT PRETTY. He goes on a bender and rages at Salley AND her extra E, after calling Venita a bowley at dinner. A horrifying and hal…

It’s the reunion part one, we are SOOO CLOSE to completing this season’s Pump n Dump’s! And in this scintillating episode, we FINALLY get to the bottom of Demy’s relationship status!! THE QUESTION THAT NO ONE NEEDED ASKED OR ANSWERED BY ANDY COHEN!!!

We also find grace for the Eyebros (trademark pend…

Hi friends,

We did it, we watched two SOUTHERN CHARMS for our 2damp2trash edition of our recap! We also made HATS (thanks to Kin Ship Goods!) Damp Trash Detective HATS! They are HERE. They come in both green and pink, and they are FANTASTIC.

In this recap pod, the gang goes to Mexico for some kind of wellnes…

The season has ENDED, only the “reunion shows” coming up soon! We did a douple dip again, since work travel got in the way. Thank you for bearing with us as we figured all this out!

In this recap, we see some really ugly bathing suits, the gang break up and get back together again …

Ok, Damp Trash Detectives!

We got double trouble coming at ya! To make up for being away, we are still recappin’ and reactin’ but at a double pace so we won’t let a SINGLE episode SLIP THROUGH THE CRACKS!

We also have FINALIZED the prototype of the Damp Trash Detective hat, that will be on sale through our pa…

Hey y’all!!

So sorry we got behind a week, but get ready for this BONUS DOUBLE EP RECAP AND REACT POD!!

We are starting to fully form our opinions on this season’s cast. Guess what: underwhelming! And I have a dark energy theory on KIM. PFT has a dark energy theory on just…the entire gang. But does that stop us from having FUN discussing these past two ep…

To my Damp Trash Detectives,

In THIS latest podcast drop, find out how embarrassed I am that I didn’t know Jamaica was not in the Bahamas and also HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH LAST SEASON OF SOUTHERN CHARM! WHAT KIND OF DAMP TRASH DETECTIVE, AM I???????? WILL I EVEN DESERVE TO WEAR THE DAMP TRASH D…

Welp P&Ders,

Bear witness to 7 women eating lunch outdoors with double+ that many servers in this episode where we are just watching a work trip SLOWLY unfold, I guess?

Angelica remains a POS, Audrey is slowly going lukewarm on Eyebrows Senior (because why wouldn't she), and Demy…

Look, we were HONORED to have Mr. John Hodgman watch his SECOND episode of VANDERPUMP RULES with us this week (don’t sleep on his fantastic substack: Secret Society)! Find out if he was able to follow along (spoiler alert: he has opinions on Kim and Marcus). Paul F. Tompkins goes deeper on his Audrey consp…

We had the HONOR of recording with Casey Wilson and Danielle Schneider for their podcast GARBAGE SESH! In this CROSSOVER episode, yeah, you heard that right, Casey & Danielle learn about Damp Trash detective work, Casey is a Craig apologist, Paul is a Never Craiger and both Jan…

Hiiiii Listeners!

We have our latest reaction podcast for ya a little late. We were in San Francisco for almost 5 days at the Sketchfest! What a time, really great comedy shows all around. But unfortunately it prevented our regular recording schedule for our STAY F. HOMEKINS podcast universe …

Hi all,

In this week’s episode of NOT the terrible onslaught of breaking news: the Sur kids do yet ANOTHER photo shoot, Marcus and Kim’s relationship hits that all-important ten month mark requiring a commitment ceremony, and Anjelica reveals her true colors as a RHYMES WITH WITCH.

All this AND MORE a…

We are dropping our FIRST conversation podcast of this year in the signature STAY F. HOMEKINS style. Unplanned, unedited, raw conversation between us (Paul and Janie!) captured FRESH for your YOUR listening pleasure OR displeasure. In this episode: Janie discusses a creative life under fascism, Paul discusses a creative life that falls short and TOGETHER the duo wax poetic about the show Traitors! What do YOU think and feel about this great and messy human experience? Tell us (respectfully) in the comments! Thank you, everyone, go forth and be kind and loving. It is the way.

Hugs not thugs,

Janie & PFT

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It is our monthly FLAGSHIP podcast known as STAY F. HOMEKINS, where Paul F Tompkins and me get into unplanned, sometimes tender sometimes silly but always REAL TALK STYLE meandering ‘after-dinner’ conversation. A peek into the MINDS of a married couple in Hollywood trying to make sense of this brokedown fever dream of a life. Can creativity be preserved? Will Janie win the Power Ball (spoiler: NO! No one did!), will Paul ever tour by bus again, and together will they both end up in different bunk beds at the same time in different places in the future!?

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Love a dub dub,

Janie & PFT

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Our first episode is landing here in front of the paywall, just to let you know we are BACK, BABY! Let the Damp Trash Games BEGIN!!!!!!!!!!

Hugs,

Janie & PFT

In this November FREE podcast episode of STAY F. HOMEKINS, listen to Janie & Paul (that’s us!) discuss the latest email release in the Epstein scandal, whether we are living in an alternate reality or realities with aliens and whether or not we would DIE for Paddington (spoiler alert: I would jump in front of a godd*mn grenade for Lord Paddington!)

In addition, we have decided to (once again!) recap and react to the new season son SOUTHERN CHARM on Bravo (for some reason) which starts SOOOOON.

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We appreciate you listening to our lonely, little indie podcast! We are so happy to be in communion with you through our conversations! It feels a little less lonely to have this space, so thank you.

Happy November!

xo, Janie & Paul

Welcome to the Spooky Season Month of STAY F. HOMEKINS WATCH-A-LONGS! And this one is another FREEBIE!!

It’s a scary movie about LATE STAGE CAPITALISM!!!! And you know what?I think we need more of these. SOME PEOPLE COULD USE THE EDUCATION. So find this John Carpenter gem and sync up our audio here alongside it to immerse yourself in the WORLD of a society where THEY live. Ugh, I mean, we already are living it, amiright?

This little puppy is dropping FREE in your feed this week. But don’t forget to upgrade for our other watch-alongs! We appreciate your support of our community here, whether it is to listen to STAY F. HOMEKINS podcast or keep up with all of the goings ons and bonus HOMEKINS content, we wouldn’t be here without YOU. So, YOU live. Let’s ALL live. And enjoy THEY LIVE.

😎😎😎😎😎,

Janie & PFT

Please enjoy this month’s FREE after-dinner conversation with US, Janie & Paul, your comedy couple co-hosts.

In this episode Janie wonders if Tilly Norwood will reboot every Eddie Murphy character, Paul gets invited to Riyadh after our bathroom break (not really!), and together the duo does the math on Fonzie’s existence through American authoritarianism.

Does anyone have a blu-ray copy of a particular 1994 film that captures our imagination? Let us know in the comments!

Because physical media is in danger,

Janie & PFT

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Well there has been so much going on with Late Night TV of late and now, the DEVIL is part of it? This film was new to both me and Paul, and it takes place ON Halloween! Can’t get more festive for spooky season than THAT! Buckle in for some 1970’s la…

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In this one we learn about horny werewolves and their truly mundane internal politics! Turns out communes are NOT THAT EASY TO RUN!

Howl away,

Janie & Paul

This is our very special FREE TO ALL September edition of the STAY F. HOMEKINS podcast, where you get our “after-dinner” style spontaneous, free flowing conversation between us, a married couple, who work in comedy and entertainment RIGHT OUTTA LOS ANGELES!

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In this month’s edition, the tree drama CRESCENDOES, and as a Tree Mom, I have a lot to say. Paul doesn’t know which side of the tree he’s on (until it all comes out!), Janie describes a fun night and together, the duo, pretty much rely on the importance of art, connection and creativity as a lifeline in these STILL VERY INTERESTING TIMES. (Are they interesting? Or just stupid? You be the judge!)

Tune in, drop out and hug a tree.

Love, Janie & PFT!

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What a mixed bag the August STAY F. HOMEKINS episode is. We are TRYING to find moments of fun, creativity and do the whole joy as resistance thing but the clowns around town make that kind of vibing slightly challenging!

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In this episode, Janie denigrates their horrifc mattress, PFT describes a tumble and together the duo lean into the middle stage of their lives with their signature cynicism mixed with cultivated optimism!!

THANK YOU and join in the conversation below. We are grateful you are here.

Janie & Paul

Ok, the show got CANCELLED since the last episode. We are incredibly bummed out they just are abruptly ending our relationships with these beloved characters. The creator said he meant to end it next week all along? However, that feels like…a lie?

Why?? I mean, sure, the writing was not very fai…

Welcome to a Bonus Episode of our STAY F. HOMEKINS podcast where we chat about episode 10 of AND JUST LIKE THAT!

This one finally has a lighter more signature SEX & THE CITY touch and we hear more of Carrie’s (hilarious) novel. Also, big Brady bombshell and great autumn fashions!

What are you waiting for? …

Hello Patient Ones,

We are coming at ya a day after the episode aired, we needed time to PROCESS. This one is number 9, number 9, number 9 and it was a DOOZY, titled Present Tense. I guess because it is the present? And things got tense??

In this one, Patti Lupone drops the Italian accent, Charlotte drops to the floor, and, …

And just like that, our bonus podcast episode discussing AND JUST LIKE THAT is twice the length of the actual episode we discussed. Episode 8. Titled Happily Ever After.

They said we couldn’t do it, but we did.

Also, when I posted the above pictures of Lisa Three Names, it came to our attention she referenced being in Hawaii? ISN’T GEORGE WASHINGTON RUN…

After a 24 hour recharge, we have the freshest STAY F. HOMEKINS podcast episode for you.

In this one, PFT contemplates complicated moms, Janie gets the (marketplace) shine and together the duo explores their feelings about bats!

Tune in, and subscribe for our bonus episodes where we talk about TV and have some movie watchalongs in our archives. And, as always. don’t sleep on our awesome merch from Kin Ship Goods! Which reminds me, some of you said you would be into an “I love my grandtrees” sweatshirt or T-shirt, and if this is true, weigh in down in the comments! Maybe we can get it going!

Hugs,

The Homekins’

Welcome new listeners,

And THANK YOU!

It’s official, we got the Paget Brewster bump after last week’s wonderful and lively episode. After DeadDadgate, we have a HUGE shift in tone in this week’s AND JUST LIKE THAT episode where they decide to throw Charlott…

Hello dear ones!

It is TIME for the latest bonus podcast drop from the STAY F. HOMEKINS umbrella of products! This one is the recap of episode six of the newest AND JUST LIKE THAT, and do we have a TREAT for you!

Friend of the pod and friend IRL, Paget Brewster, joins us. She is a DIE HARD S&TC (aka Sex & the City) fan and …

Hello Bonus Content LOVERS!

This is the fifth installment of this season’s AND JUST LIKE THAT bonus podcast from the STAY F. HOMEKINS-VERSE! This episode is called “Under the Table.” Because y’all. Aidan bought Carrie that table. Some people saw that coming a mile away, and we didn’t, but OF COURSE HE D…

And it’sJust Like US to record a bonus STAY F. HOMEKINS podcast episode tackling episode FOUR of AND JUST LIKE THAT in its third season on Max or maybe it is HBO, who cares!

This one was a DOOZY, the best character EVER was introduced: Bob.

In this episode, Janie almost calls SAG-AFTRA on th…

Hello dear listeners!

It is us: Janie & Paul. We record our After-Dinner conversation once a month in the Free Feed of our precious STAY F. HOMEKINS podcast and this one is HOT OFF THE PRESSES!!!!

In this episode, we talk about going around solo to do all kinds of things, roommates of assassins and, everyone’s favorites topic: TREES!!!!

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Huggles,

Janie & PFT

Well, here we are. In this THIRD installment of the latest Janie & Paul gettin’ up INTO their feelings and reactions of AND JUST LIKE THAT tonigggghht, a big swing prediction gets made! Share YOUR predictions in the comments!

Will it play out? Ok, probably not, but it is a FUN little theory to cling to! …

Well, we apologize for the lateness, PFT is finally BACK from his latest tour leg! The episode had much less ridiculous costume insanity than the last but WAY more wordplay???

In this episode, Carrie gets permission to finally text Aidan, then sends him bad furniture choices when he I…

It’s been two and a half years since we recorded our last AJLT bonus podcast episode! This is the bonus podcast where the Stay F. Homekins household (that’s us: Janie & Paul) watch every episode of AND JUST LIKE THAT on HBO and then record our EMOTIONS about the episode.

Simply subscribe to all we distribute out as special content below, and listen wherever you listen to podcasts! This one had us really FIRED UP! And by fired up, I mean us giggling like little hyenas on helium! I mean, THAT HAT was just presented to us. Could it get even more entertaining? Yes. Yes, it can, darlings: WITH OUR PODCAST EPISODES.

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It’s a pope-pickin’ hootenanny! We got a ne…

To anyone new here, our flagship content is our cherished and precious STAY F. HOMEKINS conversation podcast. For all listeners, once a month, an unfettered little after dinner chat that is a direct line to our brains in real time, with topics aplenty is ready for your pleasure! (a little delayed this month, because of travel conflicts, we apologize)

In this episode, we debunk the whole internet and past lives, surprising gastronomic trends and some frustrations with the current state of things without FULLY GOING THERE FOR SELF PRESERVATION.

Paul believes this is our very first cuckoo-less episode in cuckoo’s presence, a strange fluke of timing as cuckoo came out to play whenever we were not recording, maybe we are in some glitch in time and space. Because. Why wouldn’t we be. I hope it never happens again, and we still love you cuckoo!

Thank you for subscribing and listening and, if you like this, you may just love our movie watch-along track coming out this week!

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Janie & PFT

In THIS episode (which got recorded a little earlier in the week, since the Homekins’ had unfortunate Friday recording conflicts) we discuss a scary hard sell, death (always a topical and prescient subject) and FAVE Catholic hymns! Janie has a lingering post-viral cough sucking her very LIFE FORCE and PFT shares a BANANAS experience in Oz!

Talk to the HAND and talk to the COMMENT SECTION BELOW. (It will all soon make sense, and we relish the comments on the posts).

Dig deep and find your sanity. The country is in the TERLET lately and it is ROUGH on many levels. Trying to embrace and cultivate community as a fortification technique to foster peace and power. Thank you for listening and supporting this pod/’stack. We are deeply appreciative.

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Hello, everyone!

We have had a wonderful and ever-so-lively time recapping and reacting to this tenth season of Bravo’s SOUTHERN CHARM on our bonus run of STAY F. HOMEKINS podcast premium offerings!

Trigger warning: brief political argument.

However, we definitely get back on track …

Hey Damp Trashys!

First of all, we MUST apologize for a sound glitch in this one. Paul’s audio is peaking. Ugh! We engineer this sucker down to the STUDS, so unsure how this happened!!!! (And by “we” I mean Janie, obvs, who does NOT have a degree in sound mixing.)

Feel free to get up in the comments below for this episode…

Hello there, Damp Trash friends!

Yes, YOU, the listeners of our SOUTHERN CHARM recap bonus episodes! We are happy to have you here, albeit a few days late!

Janie here, sorry I held up the pod. I just got back to Los Angeles late last night from West Virginia. I was at a family event…

Well, here we are! Ready to share our LATEST conversation about the newest Damp Trash (or maybe you call it SOUTHERN CHARM? How quaint!)

In this episode, we deal with some heavy topics the show covers in the most irresponsible manners, or maybe responsibly? Who are we to say, but we look forward to what you think in the comments below! There is a muscular attempt at a theme of breast implants in this episode, some lazy friendships and a possibly exposed attempt to pigeon-hole J.T. which feels VERY SUSS to us. What do YOU, dear listeners think?

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Janie & Paul went on The JoCo Cruise!

In this episode, Janie coughs a lot (sorry in advance), Paul does impressions of Joe Mantegna AND an annoying American tourist, and TOGETHER, the duo wax poetically about a very surreal and life-affirming experience they recently had on a nerd cruise! (While one of them is on steroids!)

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Thank you, AS ALWAYS, for subscribing and listening. We appreciate you, this space, this community and this portal for our varied and weird niche content in this weird little non-algorithmic corner of the internet. So if you know someone who likes freewheeling conversation podcasts between a sometimes chill yet humor forward couple, please spread the word!

Stay safe, stay sane and STAY STRONG!

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Bonus content is basically our podcast but talking about TV show episodes we recap or commenting along to movies you can watch-along with us.

Thanks for listening to the STAY F. HOMEKINS podcast! This post on WEEKEND WATER is public so feel free to share it.

We finally watched the latest episode of Bravo’s SOUTHERN CHARM and gabbed about it in stark shark-toothed detail for you, a few days late due to traveling!

Thank you for subscribing and listening to the bonus episodes! We are achieving sanity by putting these out, so …

Come have a good craic with Janie & Paul with this next bonus watch-along STAY F. HOMEKINS episode, dropping a little early for St. Paddy’s Day! We are out of pocket for recording this week’s damp trash Southern Charm bonus pod, so hopefully this will provide a little fun, TO BE SURE!

We will continue to furnish all the bonus goodies for those of you who subscribe to the full range of offerings! But please know our Southern Charm recap will be a few days late! Then we will be right back to the regular scheduling.

Things are really challenging right now, and providing these diversions have been helpful to us. We hope you feel the same way.

In this watch-along, we decided to keep with the St. Paddy’s theme and FINALLY watch the 2024 Netflix film starring Lindsay Lohan, known as IRISH WISH! By St. Brigid, there are some SURPRISING elements! One of which is that Jane Seymour never appears in a scene opposite any of the main cast.

So, stream IRISH WISH with us, just sync up the audio with your viewing experience, we talk you right through it. And pray to the saints we can offer ye some good entertainment!

G’wan!

Hello Bonus Stay F. Homers!

It is the second installment of the “friend group’s” trip to the Bahamas to see Shep be humiliated by a casual hook-up! In this episode, Janie & Paul react to episode 11 of this season’s SOUTHERN CHARM on Bravo, and the relationship between Sheep and a much younger woman con…

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Thank you for subscribing and Happy Day After Valentines with our second SFH episode of 2025!

In this episode, Paul & Janie discuss a couple recent Hollywood engagements, Janie thinks of the Delorean and PFT remembers to share his upcoming VARIETOPIA WITH PAUL F. TOMPKINS tour cities this Spring (click the “live PFT dates” tab at the top of our Weekend Water substack page for all the info.) And, together, they figure out standardizing graffiti.

Enjoy and thanks for listening. We remain grateful, now more than ever, for this podcast and content sharing space and have cleaned the lint filter of the comment section below just for you. Hop in and tumble around in the conversation

Chocolate hearts,

Janie & PFT

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On this Valentines Day, we watched and recapped Bravo's SOUTHERN CHARM for you. Have no fear, we will drop our February STAY F. HOMEKINS tomorrow, so keep an eye out for it. Head to WeekendWater.substack.com to get full access to all the pods and BEYOND, chickadees!! xo, Janie & Paul

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We did it, we watched SOUTHERN CHARM episode 9 from season 10 and created the Damp Trash edition of bonus STAY F. HOMEKINS listening FUN!

In THIS episode, Whitney DEFINITELY exhibits the beginnings of a black out, Shep causes PFT to quote scripture, Janie relives memories of Noroviruses past wh…

Hi friends!

They've got trouble, about a mile up the coast, according to this ever-evolving theme song for Bravo’s SOUTHERN CHARM.

It is time for the STAY F. HOMEKINS bonus episode. Look, we get kinda REAL about where we are with our emotional PITFALLS on this one and whatnot and that leads us STRAIGHT into the DEPTHS of some PRECIOUS ESCAPISM! This week was a great episode, and if you want to join us, please do!

Find out what leads us to watch every video of Falco’s ROCK ME AMADEUS on YouTube…

The STAY F. HOMEKINS podcast has once again recorded a bonus episode in our Bravo’s Southern Charm recap/reaction series!

Well, we needed this tonight, y’all! Janie & Paul recorded conversation and feelings about the latest reality show episode of this season of “damp trash,”where they conclude the entire series is Whitney’s La Côte Basque 2025!

*Fund drive for L.A. fire recovery*

Hiiiii!!

We are still safe!

As promised, we recorded the newest SOUTHERN CHARM reality show recap/reaction bonus episode under the STAY F. HOMEKINS podcast umbrella of content from our Los Angeles home as we await the fate of Mother Nature with these winds and fires that are currently destroying large swaths of our beloved city.

It is STRESSFUL and we remain fortunate, so far, to still be in our residence. This was a welcome distraction! Thank you for subscribing and listening to our nonsense that gets us through these fraught moments.

We are coming at you from Los Angeles and this has been a surreal and devastating week for our city and the people because of the Santa Ana windstorms and the massive wildfires causing so much destruction and loss.

So much grief and so much disregulation and shock are plaguing the wonderful people of our beloved city.

We decided to record as a respite from the heaviness of the week, we are not as silly as we normally are, but we are happy to be in communion with you. Thank you for listening and being such nice and thoughtful members of our Weekend Water community!

Stay safe and, as you know, the conversation is below in the comments! Chime in and be well. Also, we will post our Southern Charm/Damp Trash recap tomorrow (one day late). We need the distraction, so please tune in to our bonus content by subscribing to this substack and forgive our lateness! We are looking forward to that episode!

May resilience, compassion and support find us all,

Janie & Paul

Los Angeles, January 2025

It is the SECOND bonus episode of the STAY F. HOMEKINS bonus run of reacting to the tenth season (aka the Thyroid season!) of the reality show Southern Charm! We are NOW behind the paywall with all you STAY F. HOMEKINS podcast SUPERFANS! And it is time to get down to some damp trash BIZNESS with PFT & JHT.

Look, we thought doing these bonus podcast episodes could make consuming this show more enjoyable for us as we try to tune out some of the INTENSITY of living in America as the old gal crumbles. And, it surely does. It will be even better if we invite you to ALSO comment below on how you are feeling about it all and you accept our invitation to get chatty.

It’s us. Your co-hosts Janie and Paul, just a humble Tompkins and Haddad who met, fell in love, dated and got themselves hitched who record from their Los Angeles home and THUS combine into your stalwart ear-friends: the HOMEKINS!!!

First of all. Happiest of Holidays to you and yours.

Second of all, we just renewed ourselves for a season 6 in 2025! Isn’t that cute and funny, and aren’t we just festive and impish? Thanks to YOU, our cherished and appreciated subscribers, we are chugging along here with our little two-person-content-factory. And we would love to take a moment to THANK you for subscribing to STAY F. HOMEKINS, wherever you get your podcasts. Also, thank you to subscribers of the mother ship of it ALL our Weekend Water substack where you get to stay abreast with direct inbox updates and also interact and comment.

That’s right, if you subscribe to the mother ship of the HOMEKINS here, you get it ALL, including bonus content, and commenting privileges on the whole nine BABY!

Then, third of all, PLEASE, enjoy our final episode of the STAY F. HOMEKINS pod of 2024, where Paul shares stories from his epic year on the road, Janie gets through some feels and together they decide how they want to connect with their alien overlords who are for sure here already, beep bop boop and a nanoo nanoo, kiss my shoe!

And don’t forget to upgrade your subscription here today if you plan to listen to our SOUTHERN CHARM reality show podcast recaps with our unfettered and unfiltered reactions to the Bravo show’s tenth season. We already released one FREE episode of that bonus content before we scuttle the rest of them behind the safety of our lil’ paywall. It will be entertaining (of a sort) to hear us devolve into critical self-reflection through the lens of reality TV. I guarantee it!

Seasonal Squeezes,

Janie & PFT

It’s Janie & PFT, here. Your stalwart co-hosts of the STAY F. HOMEKINS pod-verse. We are offering a surprise little spate of BONUS episodes where we metabolize the tenth season (this one WILL EVENTUALLY go to 11!) of the Bravo show SOUTHERN CHARM (appears on Bravo on Thursday nights then re-aired on Peacock on Friday nights!)

We are a little late to the FIRST episode since we decided to offer this bonus run as a lifeline to trying to CONSUME LESS DOOM so here is our FREE first episode to entice you and as a little olive branch for a late premiere drop!

Sample it, and if you want to go on this run with us to have a little light fare from thinking about all of the EVER PRESENT PAIN and SUFFERING, please subscribe!

Get into DAMP TRASH with us. Joke’s on us, because we are what we watch.

Enjoy and get up into our comments!! Thanks for hangin’ with us!

Huggles & snuggles,

Janie & PFT

Thank you for being with us and being a part of our Weekend Water community. We appreciate you. In this episode, Paul whispers he is tired, Janie spoils THE SUBSTANCE (from about minute 50 for a little over 20 minutes), and, together, the couple try to make sense of this strange moment in America’s journey.

Should we all double down on comfort seeking? This is part of our discussion on coping strategies and mental health bolstering. No matter what, we are super unhinged in this one, because we’re in unchartered emotional territory.

Stay sane, y’all. That is our strategy (after getting a little crazy on the pod, of course.)

Be kind,

Janie & PFT

Thank you for watching Halloween style movies with us, The Homekins, in October the Year of Our Lord 2024! We’re having such a hoot watching and reacting to the scary horror boo scream movies with all a y’all!

It’s the HOMEKINS October watch-along-a-palooza! Treat yourself to a PAID sub to unlock this and ALL vintage …

Sci-Fi scary awaits…

This October watch-along was quite the fun one! You can imagine how scary an all-male cast is IN ADDITION to slimy looking creatures!

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Paul had seen and loved this one, but this is my first go-round with this film. Sync up the audio track of us watching John Carpenter’s…

In this episode, the talk turns to democracy and self esteem. And, no, the two aren’t related, OR ARE THEY? Paul gets passionate about our platypus, Janie gets enraged about traitors (not the show) and together, the duo work out their anxiety in their most meandering dinner conversation YET!

Sound off in the comment section below. It’s been a challenging time to dial into the mental health channels, but I know we all can do it with focus and care.

GO VOTE!! FOR KAMALA!!!

Hugs,

Janie & (PFT!)

This month we are releasing a new scary movie watch-along every Thursday for paid subscribers!

It’s giving upgrade…

Folks, is it a Thursday in October at the Weekend Water substack? IT IS? Then, you know what that means!

Where’re our Watch-Along-Freaks at???

Janie & Paul drop their second scary movie watch-along in ya’ FEEDS. This time we turned to the very new Max Original SALEM’S LOT which is a fresh reimagining of the St…

Find yourself the “theatrical version” of William Friedkin’s 1973 THE EXORCIST that is kicking off the October spooky watch-along extravaganza from the STAY F. HOMEKINS podcast umbrella of ENTERTAINMENT! Do not be fooled (like Janie & Paul were) by the wrong version that was cut for commercial breaks. Oh, …

Get ready for Comedy Impaction! Our September episode HAS LANDED. Thank you for your patience.

Mr. Paul F Tompkins returns from Comedy Bang Banging ACROSS THE POND! He’s jet-lagged, but he’s After-Dinnering! The duo DARE to have Weekend Water on a Monday to make up for lost time because we have MISSED YOU ALL. We are sorry the episode has been pushed by a few days. It pains us.

In this episode, a dramatic re-enactment of a coffeemaker mishap happens. (If anyone knows Ivy at Moccamaster coffeemakers, please reach out!)

Also, watch this space for a LOT of October content. Subscribe below to be part of it. We wish you all a good and healthy month and we can’t wait to hear your comments BELOOOOOOWWWWWW!

Love,

Janie & PFT

Hello there happy listeners of our STAY F. HOMEKINS podcast, hosted by us (Janie & Paul!!) We are grateful that you keep our podcast in your ears and your hearts. Because of our gratitude, we have recorded a movie watch-along track this month along to the film ESCAPE FROM NEW YORK from 1981. We were fortunate to locate this fun John Carpenter action movie on the Kanopy streamer app which is affiliated with library card holders.

Please enjoy the fun by watching the movie and syncing up our audio track on different speakers to watch with us IN YOUR ROOM like a PODCAST FAMILY.

Janie wonders if the dystopian future is propaganda, PFT wonders if they couldn’t have added more women to the cast and together the duo think they could’ve chopped off the president’s hand to release the briefcase.

Also, long live Cabbie!

Join the fun! This is a bonus offering; subscribe below to access this post and ALL the posts. We have some entertaining ones in the vault and we are excited to roll out more. Stay hydrated and not incarcerated!

Weekend Water makes bonus ‘tent, consider becoming a paid subscriber to get in on it. IF YOU LIKE INDIE ENTERTAINMENT.

Love,

Janie & PFT

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In this episode, Janie wonders about getting canceled, Paul wonders about Meemaw’s logic and together the two discuss the wild ride that has been American politics in an episode that was recorded the day Biden announced he was withdrawing from the November election! Who knows what plot twists will probably happen by the time this hits your ears, but it is pre-recorded because of the Comedy Bang! Bang! tour schedule. If this is tone deaf because the asteroid hit earth and you survived, please accept our apology (and congratulations?)

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WASH YOUR HAIR FOLLICLES, Movie Watch-Along Heads, with Janie & Paul (that’s us!) with SHAMPOO (1975) watch-along bonus content under the umbrella of our official STAY F. HOMEKINS podcast offerings! RIP Robert Towne. (And RIP to a previous era’s concerning dearth of helmet laws.) In all the…

In this STAY F. HOMEKINS podcast episode, the Homekinses are back home, recording just a smidge early around that extensive Comedy Bang! Bang! road tour schedj!

Janie ends up reacting to that Ren Faire docuseries, and PFT weighs in on boomer Bacchanal branding. Together, the two announce an upcoming STAY F. HOMEKINS movie watch-along bonus episode (coming out this month), a podcast appearance together coming out this week on A COUPLE and MORE while PFT’s busy tour schedule (both Comedy Bang! Bang! and VARIETOPIA!) continues.

LIVE-STREAM tickets for this Sunday’s VARIETOPIA with Paul F. Tompkins at 7pm in Los Angeles IN JUST TWO DAYS are available here. The livestream has been reportedly AMAZING quality (probably contingent on various WiFi’s), and of course, the show gets archived for a week afterward for revisiting!

LISTEN TO OUR NEWEST PODCAST CONVERSATION AND WEIGH IN; comment section below is OPEN FOR CHAT (if, that is, you subscribe to the Weekend Water substack!)

If you don’t subscribe, your comment goes to an online comment farm upstate to run around, so sign up to save the comments!!!

Get snatched with Janie & Paul (that’s us!) in the INVASION OF THE BODY SNATCHERS (1978) watchalong bonus content under the umbrella of our official STAY F. HOMEKINS podcast offerings! In all the recent Donald Sutherland tributes, it was evident that neither one of us had ever seen this class…

In this STAY F. HOMEKINS podcast episode, the Homekinses record from different coasts, as they try to make a living in the arts! Janie describes adding industry panels to her professional development rotash and PFT tries to balance the tricky performance/fan interaction amidst a busy tour schedule (both Comedy Bang! Bang! and VARIETOPIA!) Together, the two miss one another while navigating their less of a “work from home” reality and discuss the virtues of looking back on early adulthood from middle age.

Should it be encouraged or dismissed???? LISTEN AND WEIGH IN - comment section below is OPEN FOR BIZZ!

We couldn’t take a table picture for this episode (Ugh, I know! IT IS KILLING ME!!) But we will back in the saddle for our next pod-venture! A watch along? A bonus ep?? Tune in to find out! And by tune in, I mean, subscribe to the Weekend Water substack page to STAY INFORMED (if you haven’t already, and if this landed in your inbox, then you already subscribe and WE APPRECIATE YOU!!)

Stay up to date on all things STAY F. HOMEKINS podcast…and more!

It is the FINAL episode of season 11 of Vanderpyoomp with Janie & Paul going into their REACTIONS and FEELINGS on this season of reality TV. It has been a RIDE y’all.

And I don’t know what THIS means. But we went to the mall right after we recorded this very bonus podcast episode of STAY F.…

Thank you for listening to our monthly podcast drops! We love recording them and ALSO hearing from y’all in the comments below. If you like our crazy couple chats, please consider getting a hot little subscription to our bonus ‘tent.

And, love, us!

JHT & PFT!

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This month we had to face it got a teensy bit tougher to STAY ON TRACK-KINS.

We’re attempting a lot of hustle. We appreciate you all and this podcast existing and bringing us back down to earth. But, really, IS THERE COMEDY ON OTHER PLANETS???

PFT shares about our jam packed weekend, Janie indulges in some role play with Paul and together the two get into some after dinner conversation while BOTH wearing THIS brand new STAY F. HOMEKINS t-shirt!

Weekend Water with Paul F. Tompkins & Janie Haddad Tompkins brings you all the updates! Bonus ‘tent or free offerings, if that’s your speed :)

Ok PumpKins. We’ve REACTED to the eighth episode of this eleventh season of VANDERPUMP RULES!

They tried to sneak the premiere of THE VALLEY into the episode!! It was sneaky!!! The gang throws all their therapy speak around and it’s charming! Sandoval still can’t comprehend why he’s no longer trusted, beloved or instantl…

Hello stalwart STAY F. HOMEKINS bonus content consumers!

We’ve enjoyed recording another watchalong to an iconic movie for you. GREASE from 1978 is the current choice and OUR CHILLS ARE MULTIPLYING!

Simply sync up the podcast with your viewing of GREASE (we talk you through the syncing and pressing “play” moment). Enjoy the film…

Does Paul want to go off the grid? Does Janie want to go on a podcast with ReesaTeesa? Do the two want to have retail jobs in Lower Manhattan?

Find out AND MORE! In this month’s podcast episode for your EARS AND BRAIN!

J&P

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Well, folks! Janie & Paul recorded a new reaction bonus STAY F. HOMEKINS podcast episode to episode 6 of Vanderpump Rules titled “Saw it on the Graham.”

While researching this most recent episode, I have learned through online comments that SEVERAL …

It is the FIFTH reaction bonus podcast episode from STAY F. HOMEKINS to the eleventh season of VANDERPUMP RULES! It is all very REAL for REALITY TV.

Katie and Ariana are in permit hell with their business and the rest of the gang, who still are willing to interact with Sandoval, go to Lak…

Well, hellloooo to you who are joining us for this bonus STAY F. HOMEKINS podcast episode where Janie & Paul react to episode 4 of the eleventh season of Vanderpump Rules!

Join the portal to all of our extra stuff!

In this episode, we ALL grapple with repair. Repairing co-worker relationships that were on…

xo,

Janie & PFT

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The PumpNDump continues! In this second BONUS episode, Janie & PFT are deciding HOW they feel about this eleventh season now that the conceit of this show is TOTALLY DIFFERENT than where it all started.

Should we be glorifying spots in the Valley this much? Should everyone live in farmhouse chic abodes? Should Lisa get more camera time? And is Ally capa…

Hello!

VANDERPUMP RULES season 11 started last night! And, AS WARNED, Janie and Paul are recapping the new season as the episodes come out every week! If you are subscribed to the STAY F. HOMEKINS podcast, first of all, THANK YOU! We are so honored you are friends of the show, all you have to do is go to weekend water.substack.com to subscribe to get the bonus content, INCLUDING OUR RECAPS!

And you will be able to comment on each episode below the posts! Thank you. We are happy to be going on this journey with you.

It’s the January STAY F. HOMEKINS podcast, a day late AS WE SAID! How ya like them apples?

Welcome to our FIFTH season of a married couple podcasting whatever all this is!

In this episode, we deep dive so so so many things: comedy basics, Weeki-holes, the women of THE VIEW.

IT IS ALL HAPPENING!

Please enjoy our episode, we really enjoyed recording it! Thank you for sticking around with us and letting us have fun with you! Get a Weekend Water glass from our talented merchandise partners Kin Ship Goods co-owned by Hillary Harrison who’s substack can be, nay, MUST BE, subscribed to below.

And pick up the new book THE RESURRECTIONISTS by Stephanie M. Braun, fan of the pod, and use code HOMEKINS20 at checkout for 20% off JUST FOR LISTENERS!

We may have accidentally announced our new recap project podcast AS IT CAME TO US ON THIS EPISODE. Listen and FIND OUT!

Comment on the episode below and subscribe and share!

THANK YOUSE/Y’ALL,

Janie & Paul

Oops, we dropped some F bombs at the top, so, here is an explicit language warning. Oops. Be warned if watching along with sensitive listeners.

We are BACK, baby! The double Hollywood strikes of 2023 are officially over! It is time to share a watchalong of a formerly forbidden property with our faithful and dear beloved listeners. And, folks this one DOES NOT DISAPPOINT!

This movie holds UP. No notes!

If you are new to the Weekend Water substack and, thus, the STAY F. HOMEKINS podcast (the seed of it ALL), first of all WELCOME and second of all, I will give you a little instruction. Basically, the stalwart couple, Janie & Paul (that’s us!), record themselves watching a movie. Then, they share the audio commentary with YOU for FREE to watch the movie ALONG with them (see above, it is RIGHT up there!)

That’s right! We invade your movie night and you invite us into your living room.

Just get the movie started and immediately PAUSE it before it starts to play, then begin our audio commentary on a different set of speakers. We guide you on how to sync up with us exactly, we will all hit “PLAY” at the exact same time! LIKE A FAMILY.

Then. Enjoy the film! And share it with anyone who might like it too!

Most of our watchalongs are for our premium subscribers, but this one is a gift from us for the holidays! I’m resending it, because it didn’t send to everyone the first time. Oops. Thank you for being such a great community here. We feel very grateful to be a part of it! Hope you like it and comment below.

Be well and….BELIEVE, baby!! 🎅🎅🏼🎅🏻🎅🏿🎅🏾🎅🏽

Ho, ho, ho,

Janie & PFT

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We close out our year with you a bit tired but happy to have survived everything 2023 threw toward us. The world is hostile, but WE are NOT. Only love and a few gripes and a bit of chat down winding roads and loopy brain space here!

Get your love on and listen to the ramble.

Subscribe to our WEEKEND WATER substack to comment on the episode in the comment section belowwwwww (in case you are seeing this elsewhere)!!!

AND BE GOOD TO ONE ANOTHER DAMMIT!

xo, Janie & PFT

Clean My Mac is NOT a sponsor if this episode, however, should it be? After travel delays AND a crashed laptop, here is our November episode!

Speaking of sponsors, thank you to Laura Lee Beran, friend of the pod AND sponsor GREEN CHEF! Everyone’s favorite meal kit! Your grace and patience with our obstacles were VERY appreciated.

Now. This episode is a bit of a RIDE. We are burnt out. I am not kidding. So, enjoy the ridiculous level of discourse this STATE OF BEING presents. Happy Thanksgiving to ALL, get your kinshipgoods.com merch and gifts and be kind and have gratitude, and we will do the same.

Love to all!

Janie & Paul

This episode is serving struggling REALNESS. Janie threw out her lower back and Paul threw out his sense of contentment and TOGETHER the two of us

(yeah, I switched the tense again! UGH!) find our way through a CHALLENGING week and time.

The jist of the October episode is to keep on keeping on TOGETHER, as a Homekins FAMILY.

We invite you to comment in the comment section below, this is our free, ad-supported episode and anyone can chime in! How are YOU getting through this month? And how can we make it to a better, more optimistic time?

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Love,

Janie & PFT

STAY F. HOMEKINS gets up into trouble with a BONUS (90 minute?! whoa) podcast episode for our beloved Weekend Water substack contributors! Just in case you do not know, you can listen in any podcast player of your choice, just select the dropdown menu next to the episode, where it says “Listen On.”

In addition, some folks are asking about the bonus episodes we have that pretty much recap or “promote” struck work and struck companies during the SAG-AFTRA strike. Do not worry, chickadees, we got those on DEEP FREEZE ready to roll out when the new contract with the “bosses” gets settled. We are just as anxious as all of our subscribers to share those really fun (dare I say funny?) conversations!

In this episode, the freewheeling conversation CONTINUES...

PFT tests out some Sicilian accents, Janie tests out a Ted Talk and TOGETHER the two discover a type of humor they tend to shy away from?

THANK YOU for listening and hanging in there with us! Please subscribe to our Weekend Water substack publication to NEVER MISS A BEAT!

Be well and be sane.

The Haddad Tompkins

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Thank you for being with us. We really appreciate every single listener and supporter of our pods and updates, this community means so much to us! Be safe and strong and MORE SOOOOONNN!!

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And for heavens sake, sound OFF in the comments below! That is what they are there for; we love hearing from all of y’all/youse.

xo,

Janie & Paul

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It’s HERE! The July episode of STAY F. HOMEKINS! We’re traveling, we’re tired and WE ARE ON STRIKE!

The Homekins have decided to take Manhattan! Janie tries to swim at a hotel pool. Paul tries to shake seasonal rhinitis with bodega medicine, and together the duo GO TO THE THEATRE, DARLINGS!

It’s our monthly episode of STAY F. HOMEKINS. We invite you to upgrade if you want more of us IN YOUR BRAIN SPACE

Join us for the JUNE 2023 episode of Stay F. Homekins! If you are NEW to ALL THIS, it is Janie & Paul’s monthly after dinner conversation in a free as a bird podcast form! Subscribe and listen wherever you get your podcasts. Together, they explore the Rosetta Stone…of LOVE? Muse over some of history’s most notable scatting moments and dish on the And Just Like That TEA.

Of course, we encourage you to subscribe to our WEEKEND WATER substack (if you are seeing this in your email inbox, already, THANK YOU for subscribing!) It is where we invite you to use the space to discuss this month’s episode! The conversation takes place HERE on Weekend Water the substack, which is the destination to sign up to never miss a beat from Janie & Paul! It’s FUN and easy and we are loving the community! Listen then chat away BELOW!

Also, I am using my Weekend Water glass designed SPECIFICALLY for our podcast (in the above photo)! All of our great merchandise is always available to you HERE by our beloved collaborators at Kinship Goods, the best gift shop in existence.

Love,

JHT & PFT

PS If you are wondering why we do not mention the latest news about a certain former POTUS being indicted for being a traitor on this episode, it is because the episode was recorded in advance of PFT traveling for his upcoming VARIETOPIA shows in Philadelphia! We will have to discuss it another time. Feel free to discuss in the substack’s comment section below!

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In the first ever BONUS chat (kind of a mini-episode of the podcast - but AD-FREE!) for our WEEKEND WATER substack subscribers who seek, oh so sweet, PREMIUM content, Janie & Paul make their SUCCESSION finale predictions, OR DO THEY? PFT learns his fate if he loses at “Comedian Feud” and cuckoo is decidedly NOT in a throuple!

To have our bonus episode i…

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Love y’all/youse.

As always, great podcast merchandise is available at www.kindshipgoods.com. Check out PFT live in VARIETOPIA this year, if he is in a city near you.

Hydrate and spread love!

Love,

Janie & PFT

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Thank you for joining our Weekend Water community. We are excited to share a new movie watch-along with you. For the price of a bag of chips this month you can upgrade to watch…

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I DID NOT WRITE THE FOLLOWING DESCRIPTION OF THIS EPISODE (We instructed ChatGPT to generate an AI description, and it came up with this creepy and inaccurate blurb):

The STAY F. HOMEKINS conversation podcast is hosted by married comedians Paul F. Tompkins and Janie Haddad Tompkins, who discuss various topics from their home during the COVID-19 pandemic.

In season 4 episode 3, Paul and Janie are joined by comedian and writer Joel Kim Booster. The episode begins with Paul and Janie discussing the challenges of reading books during the pandemic and the joys of audiobooks. They then introduce Joel and discuss his recent move to New York City and his experiences of living there during the pandemic.

The conversation then moves on to the topic of dating during the pandemic, and the hosts and guest share their experiences and observations on virtual dating, dating apps, and the challenges of meeting people in person during lockdowns.

The episode also includes a segment called "How Are You Holding Up?", where the hosts and guest share how they are coping with the ongoing pandemic and lockdowns. They discuss the importance of staying connected with friends and family, finding ways to stay creative, and taking care of their mental health.

Overall, season 4 episode 3 of the STAY F. HOMEKINS conversation podcast offers a humorous and insightful discussion of the challenges and experiences of living through the pandemic.

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