<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0" xmlns:itunes="http://www.itunes.com/dtds/podcast-1.0.dtd"><channel><title><![CDATA[The Frank Truth Show]]></title><description><![CDATA[A real American Christian. No snowflakes allowed. #GoWokeGoBroke #Satire <br/><br/><a href="https://www.jesusunfollower.com/s/the-frank-truth-show?utm_medium=podcast">www.jesusunfollower.com</a>]]></description><link>https://www.jesusunfollower.com/s/the-frank-truth-show</link><generator>Substack</generator><lastBuildDate>Sun, 02 Aug 2026 02:01:36 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="https://api.substack.com/feed/podcast/1269079/s/202342.rss" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><author><![CDATA[Jesus Unfollower]]></author><copyright><![CDATA[Jesus Unfollower]]></copyright><language><![CDATA[en]]></language><webMaster><![CDATA[jesusunfollower@substack.com]]></webMaster><itunes:new-feed-url>https://api.substack.com/feed/podcast/1269079/s/202342.rss</itunes:new-feed-url><itunes:author>Jesus Unfollower</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>A real American Christian. No snowflakes allowed. #GoWokeGoBroke</itunes:subtitle><itunes:type>episodic</itunes:type><itunes:owner><itunes:name>Jesus Unfollower</itunes:name><itunes:email>jesusunfollower@substack.com</itunes:email></itunes:owner><itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:category text="Comedy"/><itunes:category text="Religion &amp; Spirituality"><itunes:category text="Christianity"/></itunes:category><itunes:image href="https://substackcdn.com/feed/podcast/1269079/s/202342/7228ed5c5c2c2d4c4d92204137e84709.jpg"/><item><title><![CDATA[When a Fish Talks, Let Me Know 🇺🇸]]></title><description><![CDATA[This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit <a href="https://www.jesusunfollower.com?utm_medium=podcast&#38;utm_campaign=CTA_7">www.jesusunfollower.com</a><br/><br/><p>What’s up, PATRIOTS?!</p><p>Welcome back to <em>The Frank Truth Show</em>. I’m your host, Frank Truth, and it feels really good to be back in my flesh again.</p><p>Well, not “in my flesh” as in sin, but if you listened to the last episode, you know I was turned into a Jesus puppet.</p><p>I’m happy to say that God healed me. I believe he humbled me by turning me into a puppet because I spent a little too much time lusting over Melania Trump in the past few weeks.</p><p>I had to repent to Jeanine and Jesus, and it feels good to be in the podcast chair again.</p><p>On the program this week, we’ll be talking about Pride month, fireworks, Mitch McConnell, Graham Platner, Taylor Swift, the World Cup, and another member of the Woke Watchlist.</p><p>Become a <a target="_blank" href="https://www.jesusunfollower.com/subscribe">TRUTHER</a> today to unlock the episode and join the <strong>UNWOKE</strong>.</p>]]></description><link>https://www.jesusunfollower.com/p/when-a-fish-talks-let-me-know</link><guid isPermaLink="false">substack:post:204651724</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Kevin Crowe]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 10 Jul 2026 19:22:47 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.substack.com/feed/podcast/204651724/6d8e6899ffe03a6ca43f4b0e665aeab8.mp3" length="3794349" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Kevin Crowe</itunes:author><itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit><itunes:duration>316</itunes:duration><itunes:image href="https://substackcdn.com/feed/podcast/1269079/post/204651724/1f970383ffac0d72d988aee193ee6f99.jpg"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Is Space Real?]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p>What’s up, PATRIOTS?!</p><p>Today, we’re talking about Artemis 2, The Met Gala, and the Atheist Community of Austin.</p><p>Reader Questions</p><p>If you have a question for the show, call (423) 254-0107 and leave us a voicemail. Your message might be played on the program!</p><p>If you want to help me fight the WOKE MIND VIRUS, you can become a TRUTHER at <a target="_blank" href="https://www.franktruth.net">FrankTruth.net</a>.</p><p>America First and God Bless the USA <a target="_blank" href="https://emojipedia.org/flag-united-states">🇺🇸</a></p><p>Frank</p><p></p><p></p> <br/><br/>This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit <a href="https://www.jesusunfollower.com/subscribe?utm_medium=podcast&#38;utm_campaign=CTA_2">www.jesusunfollower.com/subscribe</a>]]></description><link>https://www.jesusunfollower.com/p/is-space-real</link><guid isPermaLink="false">substack:post:197267427</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Jesus Unfollower]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 15 May 2026 11:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.substack.com/feed/podcast/197267427/af4e863bacfbb691998888fb01f3378d.mp3" length="9766869" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Jesus Unfollower</itunes:author><itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit><itunes:duration>814</itunes:duration><itunes:image href="https://substackcdn.com/feed/podcast/1269079/post/197267427/c90cad8c03b646156b53bca7b8f3d950.jpg"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Protests and Tariffs]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p>I’m good with whatever Trump decides.</p><p>Join the Truthers at <a target="_blank" href="http://www.franktruth.net/">FrankTruth.net</a>.</p> <br/><br/>This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit <a href="https://www.jesusunfollower.com/subscribe?utm_medium=podcast&#38;utm_campaign=CTA_2">www.jesusunfollower.com/subscribe</a>]]></description><link>https://www.jesusunfollower.com/p/protests-and-tariffs</link><guid isPermaLink="false">substack:post:176778799</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Kevin Crowe]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 21 Oct 2025 21:06:31 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.substack.com/feed/podcast/176778799/3ed00d9df78b16a11a2c045f6050a16a.mp3" length="7525051" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Kevin Crowe</itunes:author><itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit><itunes:duration>615</itunes:duration><itunes:image href="https://substackcdn.com/feed/podcast/1269079/post/176778799/8b5e17b874bdfa8088c8aeebe8fe32d9.jpg"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Get Me to God's Country]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><strong>What’s up, PATRIOTS?</strong>It’s a beautiful day in God’s country — but don’t expect me to celebrate Cory Booker’s 25-hour grandstanding speech. In this episode, I cover:</p><p>🔥 Topics Covered:</p><p>* <strong>Cory Booker’s Filibuster Flop</strong>Booker breaks a Senate record and barely outpaces Strom Thurmond. But hey, at least Strom was trying to block civil rights, right?</p><p>* <strong>Morgan Wallen’s SNL Walk-Off</strong>Our boy didn’t stick around to hug the cast of <em>Saturday Night Lame</em>. Instead, he posted “Get me to God’s Country”… and dropped merch. KING.</p><p>* <strong>Kid Rock’s Oval Office Fit</strong>Kid Rock wore an AMERICAN FLAG SUIT to the Oval Office. Zelensky could never. Plus: my search for a replica at Buckle.</p><p>* <strong>Trump Plays Golf. So what?</strong>Libs are mad that Trump plays golf. I say: let him be great. At least he owns the course.</p><p>* <strong>Amazon’s Satanic Browser AI</strong>Amazon launched something called Nova Act, and apparently it can make dinner reservations… or summon demons. YOU DECIDE.</p><p>* <strong>The Woke Watchlist™</strong>I accidentally listened to <em>Straight White American Jesus</em>. Sounded promising. Turns out it’s two PhD-holding libs bashing Trump and Jesus. You’ve been warned.</p><p>🧔 Sponsor of the Week:</p><p><strong>Anointed Beard Balm™</strong>Because a man’s beard should be as righteous as his walk with the Lord. Get 10% off with code <strong>TRUTH</strong> at <a target="_blank" href="http://franktruth.net/">FrankTruth.net</a></p><p>🙏 Closing Prayer:</p><p>We lift up Morgan Wallen, Kid Rock, and President Trump — and ask for forgiveness for the SWAJ podcast hosts, who know not what they do.</p><p>👊 Want to <strong>fight the woke mind virus</strong> and support <em>The Frank Truth Show</em>?Become a <strong>TRUTHER</strong> by upgrading to a paid subscription.</p> <br/><br/>This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit <a href="https://www.jesusunfollower.com/subscribe?utm_medium=podcast&#38;utm_campaign=CTA_2">www.jesusunfollower.com/subscribe</a>]]></description><link>https://www.jesusunfollower.com/p/get-me-to-gods-country</link><guid isPermaLink="false">substack:post:176778650</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Kevin Crowe]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 21 Oct 2025 21:04:54 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.substack.com/feed/podcast/176778650/121374387777ba963f129f532606f9b7.mp3" length="8061400" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Kevin Crowe</itunes:author><itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit><itunes:duration>660</itunes:duration><itunes:image href="https://substackcdn.com/feed/podcast/1269079/post/176778650/6d984243f9a98253010d75ca8bde2552.jpg"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Earth is Temporary & Drag Queen Pastors (satire)]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p>In this <em>truth-filled</em> episode of <em>The Frank Truth Show</em>, Pastor Frank tackles three of Satan’s favorite lies head-on:</p><p>* <strong>Climate change?</strong> Please. This world is <em>temporary</em>. Why patch a sinking ship when the Lord’s already building a new one?</p><p>* <strong>“Not a drag queen”</strong> Let’s dig deeper on some of these allegations</p><p>* 📚 <strong>Dan McClellan’s new book, </strong><strong><em>The Bible Says So</em></strong><strong>?</strong> More like <em>The Woke Bible for Heretics</em>. Pastor Frank reviews the book <em>he didn’t read</em> and explains why you shouldn’t either. Don’t buy it at this link: <a target="_blank" href="https://amzn.to/4hTHggp">https://amzn.to/4hTHggp</a></p><p></p> <br/><br/>This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit <a href="https://www.jesusunfollower.com/subscribe?utm_medium=podcast&#38;utm_campaign=CTA_2">www.jesusunfollower.com/subscribe</a>]]></description><link>https://www.jesusunfollower.com/p/earth-is-temporary-and-drag-queen-6a6</link><guid isPermaLink="false">substack:post:176776429</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Kevin Crowe]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 21 Oct 2025 20:40:15 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.substack.com/feed/podcast/176776429/80c4de74b36721199cd332b4395c7ba3.mp3" length="13145890" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Kevin Crowe</itunes:author><itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit><itunes:duration>1084</itunes:duration><itunes:image href="https://substackcdn.com/feed/podcast/1269079/post/176776429/746e04d4cbfa38ed8653fae9567d74b2.jpg"/></item></channel></rss>